Written by Neil MacQueen. Permission granted for local congregational use. This is meant to be a humorous reading in character voices. To get a GREAT understanding of how to read this, listen to the Adam & Eve Narration in Sunday Software’s Awesome Bible Stories CD, www.sundaysoftware.com/awesome
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Eve = a man playing Eve with a screeching Miss Piggy style voice.
Adam = a woman playing a dumb man.
God = a deep voice speaking calmly and closely into the microphone.
Do not eat from the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil. Leave it alone.
Adam: Okey dokey God. No problem. You can count on me.
God: Yeah, right.
NARR: Seeing that Adam was lonely, God made him go to sleep. He took a rib from the
Adam’s side and made a woman named Eve from it to be Adam’s companion.
They were naked --but not embarrassed because they didn’t know anything
Eve: Hello, my name is Eve, what’s your name?
Adam: Whoa huh hoa! (wolf whistle) Uh, actually, I’m not quite sure.
NARR: Some time later, a serpent approached Eve and said,
Serpent: You know the Knowledge of Evil tree? It is ok to eat from it.
NARR: To which Eve replied,
Eve: I don’t think so!
Serpent: O sure, eat from it and you’ll understand good and evil and become just
Eve: Well, ok, if you say so. ADAM! (full scream) Where are you?