Written by Neil MacQueen. Permission granted for local congregational use. This is meant to be a humorous reading in character voices. To get a GREAT understanding of how to read this, listen to the Adam & Eve Narration in Sunday Software’s Awesome Bible Stories CD, www.sundaysoftware.com/awesome
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Eve = a man playing Eve with a screeching Miss Piggy style voice.
Adam = a woman playing a dumb man.
God = a deep voice speaking calmly and closely into the microphone.
running through it full of trout. In that garden he also placed the Tree of Life, and
the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil.
Then God made a man from the dirt, breathed life into him and put him in that
garden, saying, it’s all you can eat Adam, except from that tree over there.
Do not eat from the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil. Leave it alone.
Adam: Okey dokey God. No problem. You can count on me.
God: Yeah, right.
NARR:Seeing that Adam was lonely, God made him go to sleep. He took a rib from the
Adam’s side and made a woman named Eve from it to be Adam’s companion.
They were naked --but not embarrassed because they didn’t know anything
Eve: Hello, my name is Eve, what’s your name?
Adam: Whoa huh hoa! (wolf whistle) Uh, actually, I’m not quite sure.
NARR: Some time later, a serpent approached Eve and said,
Serpent: You know the Knowledge of Evil tree? It is ok to eat from it.
NARR: To which Eve replied,
Eve: I don’t think so!
Serpent: O sure, eat from it and you’ll understand good and evil and become just
Eve: Well, ok, if you say so. ADAM! (full scream) Where are you?