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By David Evjen



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Monday,

June 17th, 2013


HE BITS…

Yesterday was Father's Day. It's the day when boys do things for fathers and then it's covered up by the church.


Yesterday was Father's Day. It was really touching...Teen Mom Farrah Abraham gave her dad a necktie and a copy of her sex tape.
Yesterday was Father's Day. Soccer star David Beckham got some Old Spice. Actually, it was an old Spice Girl.
A plane carrying former President George W. Bush had to make an emergency landing Saturday night. Bush said he hadn't had anything plunge that steeply on him aside from the economy.
Pope Francis blessed thousands of Harley-Davidsons and their riders at the Vatican yesterday. The rowdy bikers later ran his Popemobile off the road.
Kim Kardashian gave birth on Saturday. The baby was born five weeks prematurely and Kim scolded it for not arriving fashionably late.
Kim Kardashian gave birth to a baby girl on Saturday and they say she looks like her mother. They say the baby has that big, wide, cheek-to-cheek butt.
Kim Kardashian gave birth to a daughter on Saturday with boyfriend Kanye West at her side. During the delivery, Kanye interrupted Kim to say that Beyonce had a better childbirth.
Rapper Ludacris was attacked at a bar in Atlanta on Friday night by someone that threw a bottle at him. The attacker was later identified as Bill O'Reilly.

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By David Evjen



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Monday,

June 17th, 2013


ON OF THE BITS…

The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals protested Donald Trump's Miss USA pageant last night. However, Donald assured PETA that no animals were harmed in the making of that thing on his head.

The Miss USA Pageant was held last night. It's the only beauty pageant that doesn't have a talent competition. In fact, it's the only competition show where talent isn't require, aside from America's Got Talent.
Miss Connecticut, Erin Brady, won the Miss USA pageant. Brady wins prizes such as a one-year appearance contract, use of a luxury apartment and a Jonas Brother.
The new Superman movie is out. In this movie, right wing groups try to kick Superman out of the country for being an illegal alien.
The new Superman movie is out. I found some of it hard to believe. Seriously, a guy who wears a leotard and a cape has sexual urges for Lois Lane?
The Tanning Mom has been ordered to go to detox. The order was given after she tested positive for Coppertone.
New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft says that Russian president Vladimir Putin stole a Super Bowl ring from him. It was the second Super Bowl ring stolen from Kraft if you count the one taken by Eli Manning and the Giants.
New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft says that Russian president Vladimir Putin stole a Super Bowl ring from him. Not only that, Putin claims the ring was later stolen from him by Lindsay Lohan.
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By David Evjen



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Monday,

June 17th, 2013


ODAY’S BITMAN AUDIO…

Today on the Bitman audio feed we drama clips from Mad Men and the return of True Blood, plus reality crud with Real Housewives and the Kardashians; also the Miss USA pageant.
Plus more from Ron Jordan and the Bitman audio archive! It’s all at BitmanComedy.com in the Subscribers area

Not hearing anything? TV Sound bites are available at BitmanComedy.com! If you need access to the site, contact Adrienne Munos at United Stations Radio Network at 561-381-7598 or amunos@unitedstations.com


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By David Evjen



Bitman1@aol.com
Monday,

June 17th, 2013


INSELTOWN TATTLER…

KIM KARDASHIAN gave birth to a daughter on Saturday with KANYE WEST by her side. Kim started having contractions Friday night and went into full labor Saturday morning The baby was born five weeks prematurely and weighed in at under five pounds. Word is the baby has dark hair and looks like her mom and her name will most likely start with a 'K.' The family says that details will be coming soon. (More on Kanye in Music Notes)
Actress MICHELLE MONAGHAN is expecting her second child. It'll be the second child for Michelle and her graphic artist husband Peter White, who also have a 4-year-old daughter named Willow.
In case you were wondering, SELENA GOMEZ revealed in a tweet that her new baby sister's name is Gracie Elliot Teefey.
Real Housewives of Orange County star TAMRA BARNEY and Eddie Judge tied the knot on Saturday in Dana Point, California. Among the 100-plus guests were fellow housewives Heather Dubrow, Gretchen Rossi, Vicki Gunvalson and Alexis Bellino. This was Tamra's third marriage, if you're keeping score, and it'll be seen as a three-part wedding special in September.

Real Housewives of Miami star JOANNA KRUPA married Romain Zago in Carlsbad, California last Thursday. They'd been together for six years, but briefly split last November after Joanna said she wasn't satisfied with their sex life, although that may have been manufactured TV drama. The 150 guests included fellow housewives Lisa Hochstein, Adriana DeMoura and Alexia Echevarria and, yes, the ceremony was filmed for the TV show.


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By David Evjen



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Monday,

June 17th, 2013


INSELTOWN TATTLER 2

JENNIFER ANISTON and JUSTIN THEROUX'S wedding may be on hold again and it might not even happen this year. They were supposedly going to marry in March after she wrapped up filming on her latest movie, but People magazine reports the wedding has been postponed because of other commitments. However, despite the most recent delay, they say the relationship is just fine.
STEVEN TYLER and former fiancée Erin Brady may be back on again as they were photographed together in New York the other day. Tyler popped the question on Christmas Day in 2011, but rumors of trouble started last fall and by January they called things off. (More on Aerosmith in Music Notes)
TORI SPELLING tweeted: “O-M-G … My husband @Deanracer just surprised me w/ hottest ‘Tori’ tattoo in an unbelievably intimate spot I’m blown away!” So, where exactly did DEAN MCDERMOTT get the tattoo? She didn't say exactly.

The budding romance of CHARLIE SHEEN and Backdoor Teen Mom FARRAH ABRAHAM has turned into a feud! Apparently Charlie got ticked when he found out Farrah leaked their text messages to the press. In a text message Farrah may not have wanted to go public, Charlie said: "hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua. I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. Congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn. Your daughter must be so proud. Please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life...oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow."



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By David Evjen



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Monday,

June 17th, 2013


INSELTOWN TATTLER 3

Backdoor Teen Mom FARRAH ABRAHAM couldn't let CHARLIE SHEEN have the last word in their feud as she fired back to his text by saying, "That’s right Charlie you never did tell me I could share my own texts with anyone – it looks like you have control issues because I can do whatever I want and I have nothing to hide maybe you do. I think all the drugs, fame, money, alcohol, and whores messed with your head because your bashing response to me is really uncalled for and makes zero sense. You sound like you have mental issues, (hints maybe you need some anger management counseling) given your disgusting lash out towards my body and my relationship with my daughter which each are both the epitome of perfection, so for a old train wreck like yourself you sit in your own pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life, enjoy your dwindle and I wish you all the best at being a good male figure for your children who really need a good male role model in their lives. As well I hope those call girls, porn stars, and goddesses you have around and pay are worthy because it's sad you cannot have a stable relationship to show your children a good example."

Charlie Sheen’s ex-wife BROOKE MUELLER has done like Lindsay Lohan and quit the Betty Ford Center in favor of another treatment center in Orange County, California. Meanwhile, a legal battle is brewing between Brooke and Child Services. Mueller wants her kids back when she leaves rehab, but authorities say they've heard her say how this time she's really cured too many times before to believe her now. TMZ says that Child Services has filed legal papers trying to block Brooke's attempt to get her kids back when she goes home.

LINDSAY LOHAN managed to get herself out of the Betty Ford Center by saying it was “detrimental” to her “safety and sobriety.” She's continuing her rehab at Cliffside in Malibu and has about half of her 90-day sentence left to serve. It remains to be seen whether she'll stay off her prescription Adderall once she get out of rehab.

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By David Evjen



Bitman1@aol.com
Monday,

June 17th, 2013


INSELTOWN TATTLER 4

AMANDA BYNES texted back and forth with her publicist pal Jonathan Jaxson on Thursday night in which she said this whole crazy train routine has all been just a publicity stunt. In one text, Amanda wrote: 'All this has been an act and you know it! I am an actress and know what I am doing.' Another message read: 'I got to 2 million followers and now everyone wants me, I am smart and not stupid. Everyone mentions my name. The world loves me!' It was Jonathan who called police on the night Amanda was arrested for allegedly throwing a bong out of her apartment where cops allegedly found drugs and other paraphernalia. However, Amanda also reportedly went on a rampage against a man trying to take her photo on Friday night in Atlantic City.

It was rumored that PARIS JACKSON and her brother Prince had a bit of a tiff before her suicide attempt and now we may know why. The buzz is that the kids always assumed they shared mom Debbie Rowe and the same biological father, but that may not be the case. Sources say she and Prince found out they have different dads and the revelation was one of the things that led to her suicide attempt. Meanwhile Paris didn't make it to her cousin Taj's wedding this weekend.

DONALD TRUMP has gotten into another Twitter feud, this time with Modern Family show writer DANNY ZUKER. Trump recently tweeted that he tried to watch the show and called it boring. After Trump sent out an unrelated tweet saying: "I've been warning about China since as early as the 80's. No one wanted to listen. Now our country is in real trouble," Zuker fired back: "You've always been tough on China, sir. Particularly the children who make your s---ty clothes," along with a photo showing Trump's clothing line is made in China. Trump fired back: "Lightweight @DannyZuker is too stupid to see that China is destroying the U.S. economically and our leaders are helpless! SAD," to which Zuker replied: I'm def too stupid to see how manufacturing your s---ty clothes in China while you bloviate about them isn't hypocritical" and that Trump didn't like his show because, "we've never tested well with the racist, hypocritical, multiple bankruptcy demo."

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By David Evjen



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Monday,

June 17th, 2013


INSELTOWN TATTLER 5

Curb Your Enthusiasm's JEFF GARLIN was arrested on felony vandalism charges over the weekend after he smashed several car windows following a heated argument in Los Angeles. Apparently he got into a beef with another person over a parking space before smashing the windows of that person's Mercedes.
TAN MOM PATRICIA KRENTCIL has landed in detox.  After an incident at the Minneapolis Airport, police evaluated her and determined she was unable to care for herself and since she didn't have anyone with her, they transported her to a detox facility.

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By David Evjen



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Monday,

June 17th, 2013


ATELINE HOLLYWOOD…

This Weekend’s Top 10 Movies…
1. "Man of Steel," $113 million

2. "This Is the End," $20.5 million.

3. "Now You See Me," $10.3 million

4. "Fast & Furious 6," $9.4 million

5. "The Purge," $8.2 million

6. "The Internship," $7 million

7. "Epic," $6 million

8. "Star Trek: Into Darkness," $5.6 million

9. "After Earth," $3.7 million

10. "Iron Man 3," $2.9 million


There'll be another LOST reunion on HAWAII FIVE-0 next season as JORGE GARCIA will guest-star as a conspiracy theorist that shares scenes with his former Lost co-star DANIEL DAE KIM.


Cables IFC is starting weekly THREE STOOGES Saturday marathons that will include Stooges trivia. Among the tidbits are that Larry once got a fountain pen stuck in his head and once lost a tooth during filming.
KEVIN CLASH won three Daytime Entertainment Creative Arts Emmy Awards on Friday. Clash resigned as head puppeteer and executive producer of SESAME STREET last year after sex allegations surfaced.
Disney is reportedly planning to open a STAR WARS theme park in Florida. Star Wars Land could become a reality by 2018.

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By David Evjen



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Monday,

June 17th, 2013



USIC NOTES…

AEROSMITH'S STEVEN TYLER and JOE PERRY were inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame last Thursday in New York. They were joined by SIR ELTON JOHN and his songwriting partner BERNIE TAUPIN, and singer-songwriter J.D. SOUTHER.
PINK FLOYD says they'll allow their music to be posted on Spotify on one condition. That condition is their song "Wish You Were Here" hitting a million streams. The band has been hesitant to join the digital age and they even sued EMI for allowing their songs to be downloaded on iTunes as individual tracks.
Bassist Kim Deal has parted ways with THE PIXIES again. Apparently it's pretty amicable as the other band members wished her the best and left the door open to rejoin the group.
JACK JOHNSON filled in for MUMFORD & SONS this weekend at Bonnaroo. Johnson even found time to write and perform a new song called "Bonnaroo," that tells of bassist Ted Dwane undergoing surgery for a blood clot on his brain, forcing the band to bow out and him stepping in.
ADELE was named a member of the Order of the British Empire as part of Queen Elizabeth II's annual Birthday Honors List. In what's likely an unrelated event, Adele has reportedly installed bulletproof windows at her new London home.
KANYE WEST'S new album Yeezus won't be out until tomorrow, but it already leaked online over the weekend.

THE GAME has offered to pay fines for the first five people who are caught wearing saggy pants in Wildwood, New Jersey. The city has banned pants that drop three inches below the hips, or show skin or underwear, on the city's boardwalk. Fines can range from $25-$200 and it goes into effect next month.


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By David Evjen



Bitman1@aol.com
Monday,

June 17th, 2013



USIC NOTES 2

JAY-Z was featured in a halftime ad during last night's NBA Finals game announcing that he'll release a new album called Magna Carta Holy Grail on July 4th. (See here)

LUDACRIS got attacked at a bar in Atlanta on Friday night. Footage has surfaced that shows an unidentified assailant tossing a bottle at him. Ludacris escaped injury and no one appeared to be hurt. (See here)
This year's Farm Aid concert will be held on September 21st at the Saratoga Performing Arts Center in Saratoga Springs, New York. WILLIE NELSON, JOHN MELLENCAMP, NEIL YOUNG and DAVE MATTHEWS will return with additional performers to be announced in the coming months.

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By David Evjen



Bitman1@aol.com
Monday,

June 17th, 2013


UBULAR…


Daytime:

GMA: Brad Pitt; Hanson performs; Daytime Emmy Awards

CBS This Morning: Author Janet Evanovich

Today: Heidi Klum; artist Tom Everhart; actor Dean Cain

Kelly & Michael: Musician Bret Michaels

The View: Zachary Quinto; author Amanda Knox and her mother, Edda Mellas

The Talk: Betty White, Valerie Bertinelli, Wendie Malick and Jane Leeves


Ellen: Madonna
Primetime:

ABC: The Bachelorette and Mistresses are new

CBS: How I Met Your Mother, Mike and Molly, Two Broke Girls and Hawaii Five-0 reruns

Fox: Raising Hope, New Girl and Anger Management reruns, plus a new Goodwin Games

NBC: The Voice and The Winner Is are new

CW: Oh Sit is new; Carrie Diaries is a rerun

NBC Sports: NHL playoffs with the Blackhawks at Bruins

ESPN: Baseball with the Cubs at Cardinals
Late Night:

Jay Leno: Billy Crystal; Pitbull performs

David Letterman: Bill O'Reilly; actress Greta Gerwig; Quadron performs

Jimmy Kimmel: Lil' Wayne; actor Chris Messina; Jimmy Eat World performs

Conan: Seth Rogen; Earthquake

Jimmy Fallon: Howard Stern; actress Alyssa Milano; Anamanaguchi performs

Craig Ferguson: TV personality Carson Kressley; actress Rachelle Lefevre

Carson Daly: Mixed martial artist Georges St. Pierre; ``The Misadventures of Awkward Black Girl''; Glossary performs

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May 29th, 2009


Bitman

By David Evjen



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Monday,

June 17th, 2013



HE WATERCOOLER…

Did Russian president Vladimir Putin steal a Super Bowl ring from New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft? Kraft went on a business trip to Russia and met Putin and showed him the ring. He claims Putin put it on and said, ‘I can kill someone with this ring,’ before he put it in his pocket, and three KGB guys got around him and walked out. Kraft says he later received a call from the Bush White House advising him to say the ring was a gift to Putin in order to help with U.S.-Russian relations. However, the NFL now says it's just a story that Kraft tells for laughs, although the ring apparently did change hands as it's now on display in Russia.
The Oxford English Dictionary has added 'Dad dancing' and 'tweet' to its newest edition. Other additions include 'epic', 'flash mob', 'geekery' and 'headf**k.' If you're not in the loop, 'dad dancing' is defined as "an awkward, unfashionable or unrestrained style of dancing to pop music, as characteristically performed by middle-aged or older men".
Assuming you have a reason to smile at work - stop it! At least, if you're a woman. A new study finds that women who are cheerful on the job are less likely to be perceived as willing to take on leadership roles in the workplace, meaning you're less likely to get promoted. They say that you shouldn't be a grump, but you should learn to be more vocal about your accomplishments.

A 52-year-old Colombian poet named Raffael Medina Brochero has offered to sell his testicles...if the price is right. Last year, Brochero traveled through South America on a poetry tour, but ran out of money, broke laws in five different countries, had his life threatened in Bolivia, and was forced to sell his wedding ring in Peru just to get home. Now he wants to go to Europe and is selling his boys to finance the trip. Brochero is already a father and hopes his equipment can give another man the chance to be a father as well.

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By David Evjen



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Monday,

June 17th, 2013


PORTS SHIRT…

Justin Rose won the U.S. Open by two strokes over Phil Mickelson and Jason Day. Rose became the first Englishman to win the U.S. Open since 1970 and it was Mickelson's record fifth second-place finish. Shawn Stefani aced the 17th hole, making him the first golfer to make a hole-in-one at any U.S. Open at Merion.
Tampa Bay Rays pitcher Alex Cobb was released from the hospital yesterday, one day after he was hit in the right ear by a line drive and was taken off the field on a stretcher. The team said he'll be placed on the seven-day concussion list.
The New York Yankees say an MRI performed on Mark Teixeira showed inflammation but no new tear to the tendon sheath in his right wrist. Teixeira was removed from Saturday's game against the Angels in the bottom of the fourth inning after feeling discomfort in the wrist.
Greg Biffle held off Kevin Harvick to win his second straight Sprint Cup race at Michigan International Speedway. It was Ford's 1,000th NASCAR win. Martin Truex Jr., Kyle Busch and Tony Stewart rounded out the top five.
The Phoenix Coyotes could move to Seattle if the City of Glendale doesn't approve a deal that would pay the buyer of the team a reported $15 million annually to run Jobing.com Arena. If the city declines, another group would buy the Coyotes and move in time for next season.
Edmonton Oilers prospect Kristians Pelss drowned in a river near his home in Latvia. Last season, he played for Edmonton's top minor-league team, the Oklahoma City Barons of the American Hockey League.

The Cincinnati Bengals will be the featured team on HBO's Hard Knocks: Training Camp series this season. It'll be the second time in five seasons the Bengals have been featured.




Bitman

By David Evjen



Bitman1@aol.com
Monday,

June 17th, 2013



Scoreboard

MLB


Cleveland 2  Washington 0 (Final)

Miami 7  St. Louis 2 (Final)

N.Y. Mets 4  Chi. Cubs 3 (Final)

Cincinnati 5  Milwaukee 1 (Final)

Baltimore 6  Boston 3 (Final)

Pittsburgh 6  Los Angeles 3 (Final)

Kansas City 5  Tampa Bay 3 (Final)

Houston 5  Chi. White Sox 4 (Final)

Detroit 5  Minnesota 2 (Final)

Toronto 7  Texas 2 (Final)

N.Y. Yankees 6  L.A. Angels 5 (Final)

Oakland 10  Seattle 2 (Final)

Colorado 5  Philadelphia 2 (Final)

San Diego 4  Arizona 1 (Final)

Atlanta 3  San Francisco 0 (Final)

NBA


San Antonio 114  Miami 104 (Final)

Spurs lead series 3-2




Today’s Games

MLB

Washington at Philadelphia (7:05 PM)

Kansas City at Cleveland (7:05 PM)

Chi. Cubs at St. Louis (7:05 PM)

Colorado at Toronto (7:07 PM)

Baltimore at Detroit (7:08 PM)

N.Y. Mets at Atlanta (7:10 PM)

Pittsburgh at Cincinnati (7:10 PM)

Oakland at Texas (8:05 PM)

Chi. White Sox at Houston (8:10 PM)

Miami at Arizona (9:40 PM)

Seattle at L.A. Angels (10:05 PM)

San Diego at San Francisco (10:15 PM)

NHL

Chicago at Boston (8:00 PM)






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By David Evjen



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Monday,

June 17th, 2013


UH…

Deltona, Florida's 49-year-old Randy Zipperer became upset because he couldn't find his macaroni and cheese. Sympathizing with his plight, Zipperer's brother assisted him in his search for the gooey goodness. Unfortunately while doing so, he accidentally knocked over Zipperer's beer. This further upset Zipperer and the brothers got into an argument that ended when Randy stabbed his brother in the stomach. Zipperer was apologetic while talking to deputies, although cops weren't so apologetic as they arrested him on aggravated battery charges, especially since they noted Zipperer threatened to beat his brother when he got out of jail.
An otherwise fun day on The Boardwalk at Okaloosa Island, Florida was temporarily ruined by one unnamed man who began shouting profanities at children and others. Before long, our friend was approached by an Okaloosa County Sheriff’s deputy. As our friend spoke with the deputy, he continued cursing people, so the deputy told him he was trespassing and had to leave. The man allegedly replied, “I ain’t (bleeping) leaving and you can’t make me.” When told a second time to leave by the uniformed officer, the man said, “(Bleep) you, you’re not a cop.” It probably goes without saying that the arrest report noted that our friend reeked of alcohol and had trouble standing.

Kenner, Louisiana police received a call about a vehicle traveling recklessly at 1:15 in the morning, swerving and going too slow. When cops caught up with the vehicle they found it occupied by 54-year-old grandmother Brenda Byrd, her 48-year-old friend Sheila Joiner and two children, ages 10 and 15. It seems the women had been drinking excessively, but they weren't driving as they wisely appointed a designated driver. Unfortunately, they unwisely appointed the 10-year-old. Kenner Police Sgt. Brian McGregor said, "It's just a poor choice for a designated driver."


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Monday,

June 17th, 2013



O’ DUH…

Clearwater, Florida police responded to the scene of a three-vehicle accident shortly after motorist Steven Cook had allegedly punched a fire inspector and then, despite his car being blocked by the other vehicles involved, tried to get away. However, Cook only succeeded in burning a hole in the pavement and he was arrested on a felony charge of battery on a firefighter and, yes, felony DUI. 
It's wasn't the motion of the ocean for one loving couple at Conway, South Carolina's Bucksport Marina. After receiving a complaint about James Russell Nichols and Gloria Sawyer playing love boat, the marina's dock master went to the dinghy in question to inform the couple that floating fornication wasn't allowed. Apparently the couple failed to uncouple, forcing the dock master to call police. James denied having sex, telling officers he was just rubbing Gloria's legs because they were "sore from a medical condition." That excuse worked as well as you might expect as they were charged with indecent exposure.

In England, an unnamed West Midlands man, whom we'll call John, called 911 to report a violation of the Sale of Goods Act. John reported that he arranged to meet a temporary intimacy provider, but beforehand he asked for an honest description of herself, otherwise he wouldn't use her services. Unfortunately when they met to complete the transaction, John said the woman did not live up to her description and when he raised the issue, she took his car keys and ran away before throwing them back at him. John was sent a letter of warning for wasting police time.

Ambridge, Pennsylvania's 45-year-old Marcia Settles is accused of providing hourly girlfriend services for men in need. Unfortunately for Marcia, one of those men turned out to be undercover officer Glen Sovich. When Marcia asked if he was a cop, Sovich said no. When Sovich asked if Marcia was a policewoman, she replied that she worked for the CIA and planned to kill him before asking him to sing Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer with her. Marcia is awaiting trial, but an insanity plea seems likely.

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Monday,

June 17th, 2013



ISTORY LESSON…

1775: The Revolutionary War Battle of Bunker Hill was fought near Boston.

1861: President Abraham Lincoln witnessed Dr. Thaddeus Lowe demonstrate a hot-air balloon.

1885: The Statue of Liberty arrived in New York City

1937: The Marx Brothers' film A Day At The Races premiered in New York City

1972: The Watergate break-in took place

1994: O.J. Simpson led police on a freeway chase and was arrested on murder charges


Birthday Partiers:

singer Barry Manilow 67

writer/director Bobby Farrelly (Hall Pass, Fever Pitch, Shallow Hal) 55

actor Thomas Haden Church (Sideways, Wings, Spider Man 3) 53

actor Greg Kinnear (As Good As It Gets, Little Miss Sunshine, Baby Mama) 49

actor Will Forte (Saturday Night Live, The Watch, 30 Rock) 43

tennis player Venus Williams 33



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uploads -> Rumor has it that Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom may be getting back together. Apparently Khloe doesn’t want to rush into anything because she only signed Lamar to a 10-day contract
uploads -> Miley Cyrus has finally left the hospital. However, Miley says that she’ll continue to see that she’s properly medicated
uploads -> Tonight we’ll have a blue moon, which is when we have two full moons in the same calendar month. It’s also the origin of the phrase ‘Once in a blue moon,’ to signify something rare. Today is also National Orgasm Day
2013 -> Yesterday was Halloween. I had a party at my house last night and three people came as pirates. This morning my boat was gone
2013 -> Today is Friday the 13th. You know it’s going to be an unlucky day if you sit on the lap of a fat guy in a red suit and it turns out not to be Santa Claus
2013 -> The long Thanksgiving Day weekend is over. That means there are just three weeks of leftover turkey until Christmas


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