She’ll probably laugh and say: "None… I wish."


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Next time you’re at the grocery store in the checkout line paying for your groceries, say: “So how much of this cash do you get to keep?” (as you hand her the money)

She’ll probably laugh and say: “None… I wish.”
To which you can respond with: “Oh, I figured you were pocketing 10 or 20%… I assumed you were rich and could support me, but now I’m not interested… I want a rich girl.” (Turn up your nose)

she says...

“Hey! I may not be rich, but I’m nice!”, you just look at her and say “Nice isn’t good enough, I need RICH AND nice.”


“You have a very expressive face… I bet you’re a lousy liar.”
(She responds.)
“Interesting… Have you done any acting? Because it’s quite interesting… the most important part of being an actor is having an expressive face. Looks and training are obviously important, but an expressive face is crucial.
Ok, can you move your eyebrows independently? Try it.”
(Woman tries to move her eyebrows independently; most can’t.)
“See, you couldn’t/could do comedy. To do comedy, you have to be able to move your eyebrows independently. Look at Jennifer Aniston, for example. She gets really good comedic roles because she has these eyebrows that are always making this look…”
(At this point give her a quizzical look.)
“My ex-girlfriend was this Russian girl, and she was trying to make it as an actress, but she couldn’t quite do it, because she had that very proper Russian face, you know, the kind of expressionless Russian look.”
(Make a stoic face at this point.)
“Anyway, she would keep on applying for serious parts, but all she could get was modeling gigs and dancing in music videos and stuff like that, and it was because she didn’t have an expressive face.”


“Interesting… Are you a visual person?”
(She responds.)
“Do you think in pictures and see little movies in your head?… You tend to look up when you think. People who are creative and are visually oriented tend to look up when they think. I’m the same way.”
(She will respond.)

“We all favor different directions. People who tend to be logical, like lawyers and accountants, tend to look to the side when they think.” (Demonstrate by looking to the side.)

“People who live in their emotions, touchy feely types, tend to look down.” (Demonstrate by looking down.)
“We use all of them at different times, depending on what we are experiencing, but you can tell a lot about how someone thinks by which direction they favor the most. We both favor visual orientation.”
An opinion opener has four basic elements:
1.Hook – Ask a short question, preferably on a female-friendly topic.
“Hey, guys…Would you read your boyfriend’s email if you thought he was cheating on you?”
2. Tease Their Answer – Improvise off of what they say, neg it, do a quick cold read, or just find something interesting and unique about it and comment. [note: all of these terms are explained elsewhere in the book]
“Note to self…do not date this girl.”
3. False Time Constraint –
“I can only stay a minute, because I’ve got to get back to my friends but…”
4. Story – Then tell the story why you are asking the question to make the opener more believable, give them more information and elicit more conversation.
“So my friend Chris thought his girlfriend was cheating on him and…” etc.

* Hey! What do YOU want?

* Get out of my pants.

* I can't even talk to you now.

* You're in big trouble.

* You wanna fight, little missy? Bring it on!

* Oh don't even ask me that.

* I can't believe you.

* You're a terrible person.

* You HATE me.

* Ha...I hate you. Get away from me.

* I love you! (hug) You're so lovable.

* That's because I'm so (wagging your head) lovable/tough/awesome/etc.

* That face is precious. Does someone have a camera?

* You're so vibrant today. I love it.

* Ooo...sounds scandalous.

* Oh that sucks. We can't get married now. Wait, would dress up as a viking? (yes) Okay, nevermind, we can get married now.

* Yay!

* OMG, you are so vicious.

* That's it. We're breaking up. I'm leaving you with nothing but the toaster. ("but we're not even dating") Even more reason! (classic...)

* Are your parents retarded? Cuz you're so SPECIAL (roll you head around when you say it).

* (look confused) Did I miss something?

* Haha, you WOULD.

* Oh come on, where's your sense of adventure?

* You know what I hate about facebook? You can't list your affairs.

* I love so&so. I'm going to have an affair with her.

* (point) I love those shoes/your hair/those pants/your sunglasses! I want to wear it. (cross arms) ...right now.

* (she asks you to do something dumb) No! You do it!

* Careful, I bite.

* (hands on hips) You are so MEANNN.

* Are you trying to make me jealous? Cuz I think it's working.

* Are there rufees in it? ("No. I hope not.") Oh, too bad. No sex for you.

* (she seems upset, so you hug) It's okay, I still love you.

* NO WAY! (in a valley girl voice)

* (she massages you or hugs you funny) Are you groping me?

* Stop it. (look away) You're turning me on.

* Oh that's hott. With two t's.

* (break into song)

* You're really special.

* Leave her alone, she's mine! (grab her away) You can't have her, so there.

* That sucks worse than a five dollar hooker.

* ("I want blah blah blah.") How does it feel to want?

* Don't get any ideas. (which is always followed by an exploit of naughty ideas)

* Oh that's naughty.

* Are you trying to seduce me?

* (hold out something like food or a trinket) Hey want one? Too bad.

* Why do guys have nipples? (such a random question usually gets quite a howl)

* (she said something about "girl stuff") Uh...I just lost my appetite.

* Where's (her name) and what have you done with her?

* Well that's what you get for seducing me. ("What?") What? What!?

* Are you bragging?

* (tap her in the belly) Some help YOU are. (turn away)

* (silly voice) Stop hitting on me...

* You did who for how many cookies? (she responds) You know, that's not the sort of thing you fess up to.

* (laugh as loud as you can to a dumb joke, then stop and stare with a straight face)

* (hug) We are going to be bestest friends. Maybe not tomorrow, though. But the day after works.








then ask them to add all the numbers one by one without the use of a calculator. go ahead try it yourself and dont read down till you get the answer.
















you got 5000 right?? well dont worry everyone does the right answer is 4100 just a mind trick i thought people would like

you make a bet saying something like: "Ok, let's play a game. You have to copy everything I do, and if you can then I'll buy you a drink/kiss you, if you can't, then you buy me a drink/kiss me." or whatever you want.
The kiss thing works because either way you're going to get kissed. But if you're thirsty it works too, because you win every single time.
What you do is say "Ok, start." And pick up your glass and take a drink. Put your glass down. Then do anything else, slap the table with your right hand, then your left. Clap your hands together or whatever. Then you pick up your glass, take a drink but this time hold the drink in your mouth. You put the glass down, then do whatever you want again and have her copy it. Then you pick up your glass again and instead of taking a drink, you spit the drink already in your mouth back into the glass. She would have swallowed her drink, therefore you win and get your drink/kiss or both.

" Hey guy's I need a woman's opinion on something, maybe u can help me I can only stay for a sec, but I'd like your opinion..."


"My ex-girlfriend told me that women only wear half the shoes in their collection, now is that really true?"

(excited response..)

"So it IS true!! Oh man, why do you guys DO that?"

(cut off their answer)

"I guess after pair number 5 it's like closet decoration than huh?"

(laughter banter)

Now here, I've been asked "Why is she your ex? Was she too high maintenance for you? Did SHE do this to you?"

-Me "Oh no, I'm very high maintenance! Yes it's true, you have to wine and dine me!"-laughter,

"Speakin of high maintenance, do you guys think that kissing's cheating?"


Well, my friend had this one high maintenance chick who always eyeballed other girls, so he asked her if she was bi and she kept denying it! "no babe, you're the only one!" She'd say, but he as suspiscious cuz she smiled at other women and gave them the eye (here I'd eyeball one of the girls to show example and be playful). So he took her out to a bar and sat down (here I'd sit down as i was saying this, it' seems natural and congruent) and she left to use the bathroom and was gone for ever!

(here the girls all flash eachother and me a knowing smile) and then they'll which i say 'Hey now, wait a sec there speedy! let me finish!")

So he went to look for her only to find her in a dark corner of a bar just facing it with another chick!"

(as i say 'facing it', I grab each of my hands thru my fingers, like, holding my own hand thru my fingers...lacing my fingers)

(excited response...neg target if she gives positive response like "hell yeah"--'yeah you looked like that type..." or if she say negative response "Wow she seems pretty uptight! She doesnt get out much does she?"--neg accordingly)

"Seein as she was lyin, who do you guys think lies more, men or women?"


"Well, now my poor friend thinks all women are liars!-Yeah, can u blame him?-lol So now I'm trying to save him from turning into a bitter old man who thinks all women are lyin dykes!"

(laughter, response...banter)

"You know, you can usually tell a person's lying just thru their body language..."


"Watch, when people lie, they get fidgety, and their eyes move a lot"--demonstrate

"U can tell alot about someone just by the way they carry themselves..the way they walk, the way they you (obstacle..then read her language and make her this accordingly with the number of people in the set, this is a 2 set demo)

(target--read me!)

"Hold on there, can i finish what I'm doing here first..maaaan! She's kinda bossy isn't she?"

"Okay okay hold on, give me your hands(target)...Do you believe in ESP?"


"OKAY i gota go...(body rock )"

(if done with effect, they'll ask u to stay or ask where you have to go..same thing)

"Well, Only one more minute...You know, i feel like I aleady know you guys!"

(really? or Me too-not likely)

"yeah, I read this thing on the net about being able to tell about a person's personality thru thier color of clothing!"


"Yeah, obstacle, gauge reaction)...right?!"


(target--what do MY CLOTHES say?)

"I think their pretty self explanitory...(smile/smirk..laugh)"

I'll tell you what, here (enter hand writing analysis), write me your name and I can do it by reading your hand writing!, c'mere (scoot closer as u hand her a pen and napkin..paper, whatever)

The i exlain to her and the target "That the muscles in your hand react to your emotions ( as I'm explaining this, i take my target's hand and run my fingers along her palm as i explain muscle movement)" and cold (take hand away) and heat (hand hold, squeeze kino test)...amazing isn't it?"

(awe, whats your name?)

"Orb"-Then i ask the obstacle her name

Then i say "well now i 'm late for an appointment, jee thanx guys!"


"Well, u seem like fun people , i don't knowbout you tho (target--wink and laugh with obstacle) jus kiddin, turn towards target slightly,

"so tell me what steps can we take to continue this conversation a lil later?"

(blah blah)

(If she says "email...then tell her to put it on the napkin with her name on she's doing that, say "And go ahead and put your number under that too.."

If she says 'I can give u my number'...have her put it on the napkin)

Excuse yourself...

Handshake Analysis

If someone gives you a sucky handshake, make them try it again until they get it. It should be firm, not squeezing fingers, and shaken three times. If she can't do it right, just throw her hand off and accuse her of having a sucky handshake. One girl came bolting down the hallway when she saw me again just to shake my hand the right way.

Cool handshakes

Remember them cool handshakes you learned how to do? Make one up with her. Teach her all the cool tricks to shaking hands. Pound, explode, and fizzle is my favorite one. Try hip bumps, backhands, slow punches, etc. She's your new best friend.

"Hey let's play a game of thumb wars. You ready?" (okay.) "Well here's the catch...let's make it interesting. If I lose, you get to kiss me - but NO TONGUE and no longer than a second. If I win, I get to kiss you, but no tongue and NO LONGER THAN A SECOND. Ok, let's go." After you totally cream her, smack her one on the cheek, "Mwah."
Quick opener
ask what her name is.
Pretend not to hear and lean in, say "what?!"
when she opens her mouth to speak go in for the kiss.
So here's what you do. Randomly ask for a dollar ( make sure its good timing and seems like you need to borrow it for something, like buying a drink). Then as she pulls it out grab it quickly from her and give her a kiss. Then tell her "that one was only a dollar, if you wanna make out that's a 5, 2nd base is $20, 3rd a hundred, and if your lookin' to score you (pasue) better bust out a check book!"
“My llama died today. Will you buy me a drink?” (“I broke up with my boyfriend” works equally well)
“Did you see the fire next door?” (Make up a story about it. Let her become really concerned before you tell her you’re kidding.)
“Those are awesome shoes. Where did you get them? I’m going to order some for my grandma.”

Even though you kind of look like a dork I'm making you my new myspace gf. If it works out we can run away to vegas and get married starting a new life as traveling magicians where I'll make you my lovely assitant and saw you in half for each show.

if i was a Telemarketer and not just some guy you met today, would you give me your number?" she promptly replied "no", and then i said "well since im not a Telemarketer, and i am a guy you just met today, you kinda already told me that would give me your number"

I don’t like girls that wear too much makeup. Do you? Well there’s a test, you give me a little kiss here and if it doesn’t smudge off you’re good, if it leaves a mark well then you’re obviously wearing way too much makeup… oh look at that no mark, high five for that… I also like girls that have great smelling hair… good, oh and it’s really important that girls have good taste in shoes, because that’s usually a good indicator of taste in underwear…

-sit down beside an HB( or somewhere close).

-during the break, or right before class starts, tell her you gotta leave for a minute and tell her to watch your stuff.(she will. It would be rude of her not to.)

-you can add in some cockyfunny, "hmm...can I trust you?..I dunnoo"

-when you come back in 2 mins just sit your ass down and look at her expectantly, "soo! what did you take??" (smile). her:giggle"nothing"giggle

you:"why do you look so nervous?" (smile).


you: omg look at that smile, it's so coy, I knew it! you're a bad girl.

From here you can go into TD's "girls are predators" routine, or "bad girls routine".

Her: “How old are you?”

You: “15. My fake is amazing.”

You: “57. I age really well.”

Her: “I have a boyfriend”

You: “Oh really? So do I. I bet mine’s cuter.”

Her: “There are a lot of cute guys here.”

You: “Yeah I’d fuck ‘em.”

Her: “I need a drink”

You: “Oh so do I, you should get me one too then”

Her: “You’re not drinking anything tonight?”

You: “No, girls take advantage of me when I drink.”

If she buys you a drink:

You: “Did you put roofies in my drink?”

You: “Are you trying to get me drunk so you can take advantage of me?”
Her: “What do you do?”

You: “I’m a Glorified bum”

Her: “What do you ultimately want to do?”

You: “Be a stay at home husband. So you better be smart.”

Her: “Where are you from?”

You: “Obviously not the trailer park that you’re from” [only if she’s a 9 or 10 and you already have some attraction]

You: “McDonalds. I just got off work.”

You: “Santa Monica, but you can’t come home with me. I’m not that easy.”

Her: “I like your shirt/pants”

You: “Thank you. But just because you like my shirt/pants doesn’t mean they’re coming off.”

Her: “What nationality are you?”

You: “Russian [or whatever you are], but sorry my mom only lets me dates other Russians” (she might respond “I am a quarter Russian!” to which you could then get into the boyfriend/girlfriend frame and say “Oh we’re perfect for each other” then to the other friend “Don’t we make a cute couple?” as you hug the original target).

Her: “How tall are you?”

If she’s tall:

You: “6’2. But my mom’s only 5’2 and she wants me dating shorter girls.”

If she’s short:

You: “6’2. But my mom’s only 5’2, like you, and she always wants me dating shorter girls, so therefore I date tall girls.”

Her: “You’re too young for me.” [and she’s older]

You: “Well you’re practically a senior citizen. Don’t take this the wrong way, but I’m an active guy and I’m not sure that you could handle me with your cane and all. I should introduce you to my grandfather.”

Her: “You’re too young for me.” [and she’s also young]

You: “Girls age faster than guys. Models peak at 17 and are past their prime at 19. You’re 21, meaning you’re way over the hill.”

She opens you:

You: “Is that your pickup line?”

You: “Did you come over just to flirt with me?”
She’s staring at you in the bar:

You: “You should talk to me if you’re going to stare at me”

She has a similar interest as you:

Her: “I love the Dodgers too!”

You: “That’s so cool! Even if I wasn’t trying to get in your pants I’d still hang out with you.”
She touches you in any way

You: “Hands off the merchandise.”

You: “Don’t go grabbing like that! This shit ain’t for free.” [better with 9’s and 10’s]
She talks to another guy:

You: “Stop trying to make jealous!” [sarcastic]

You: “Are you cheating on me?”
She gives you serious attitude:

You: “I kind of have a thing for feisty girls – we’re so getting married in Vegas tomorrow.”

She spills:

You: “See this is why we can’t have nice things.”

She’s unusually young:

You: “Do your parents know where you are?”

She bumps into something:

You: “I hope you didn’t hurt the table/chair/my elbow”

She doesn’t return your call:

You [tex]:: “Are you playing hard to get?”

You [text]: “Are we broken up? I want my CD’s back.”
She gives you LMR:

You: “You’re right, we should stop, I’m gonna stop taking off your pants”

If she’s singing along to the music:

You: “Who sings this song?”

Her: “……….”

You: “Oh really? You should probably let them sing it.”

I want to go talk to this girl tonight. She's really beautiful, but I want to know if there is something more to her. I want to know what she's about and if she is worth getting to know. What should I say to her?

Then tell her that you're going to go talk to this girl and you're going to use her line. Then walk around the bar and come back to her and tell her the exact line that she said word for word back to her with a straight face.
I need your opinion... would you rather a guy break up with you over the phone or in person?

HB: in person! (almost 100% the answer)

you: mock breakup with her, laugh, false takeaway/body rock like you're leaving, reengage set with DHV.
Hi, hows your day going, anything interesting happen today?

Woman's Clothing Store Opener -

I look for something really revealing or tight and approach a HB worker.
Me - Hey, let me get an opinion
Her - Sure
Me - How would this look on me? (hold it up to myself)
Her - (always laughed) I don't think that's you.
Me - Actually, I could use a little help (Here I look at her name tag, shake her hand and stare into her eyes) I'm trying to find something for a friend of mine and I don't know anything about women's clothing, except removal, so maybe you could suggest something.
Her - (Laughing) Sure, how big is she?
Me - She had a tight build, but a very large bust.
Her - You mean she has big tits?
Me - (making a hand motion like I'm recalling the size from my hand) Yeah, they are. (she laughed at this point) She's a good friend and told me she trusted my choice cause she says I have a good sense of style (side note - I actually have friends take me out to shop cause I get complimented on my dress all the time)
Her - Well what's your favorite thing on a woman?

Me - Absolutely nothing. No, I like classy dressing...and slutty dressing.

Her - Laughing. Blah blah
Take it from there.

AMOG Jokes…

ask the amog if he'd get gangbanged by 10 black guys for 10 grand
he'll ofcourse say no
then u say: than how much would you pay?
Guy walks in with the alligator, pats in on the head and the alligator opens his mouth. Puts his dick in its mouth and everybody gets quiet. 5 minutes pass and he puts his dick away and says "anybody in here got the balls to try that??" Everybody stayed quiet until all of a sudden (insert guys name) said "I'd love to try it but do I have to keep my mouth open that long?"

The Judge: (Gaming HB)

Alpha Guy: Ahhhhhhhhh (tries to alpha The Judge)
The Judge: Dude, where's your girlfriend?
Alpha Guy: I don't have one.
The Judge: (To HB) Awwww, he's not bad looking, is he? I don't know why this guy doesn't have a girlfriend. (To alpha guy, putting hand on his shoulder) Don't worry bro, you'll have one soon. Just hang in there, sport.


Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide is that considered a hostage situation?
Just think, wouldn't the ocean be much deeper if sponges didn't live there?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

We've all heard about the speed of light....So what's the speed of dark?

How come you don't ever hear about *gruntled* employees? And who has been dissing them anyhow?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
If you (target) were locked in a car with a baseball bat, gun, and a hammer, how would you get out?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
I asked my girlfriend if she'd ever had sex with a women, she said no, I said you should try it its fun. She did now she's gone.
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is weak?
If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Strip mining prevents forest fires.
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
Everybody repeat after me: "We are all individuals."
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're all right now.
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.... Who do YOU think are smarter, women or men?
If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress?

(This one's great for starting an animated political discussion, if you like that kind of thing)

Are you my long lost twin?
Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?
Have you ever gone to one of those psychics? .........Did you ever wonder why they have to ask for your name, since they're supposed to be psychic?

You know how guys often get asked "Boxers or Briefs?" Do women really CARE?!

(OPINION)Do you guys read and believe in horoscopes you are given? Grounding: My friends girlfriend isn’t talking to her best friend because her horoscope warned her about it.

(OPINION)Would you hire a fat Elvis imperonator or skinny elvis? Grounding: We are going to throw our friend a bachelor party with a Vegas theme.
hey guys quick question! ill only just be a minute!
my 8 year old niece has a birthday coming up

she really likes stuffed animals and i can;t decide weather to get her a pink stuffed monkey or a white stuffed tiger

she has lots of stuffed bears like that but she really likes a different type of animal?

from a girls perspective which one will i get her?

Why did the little girl walk across the park, to get to the other slide…

Use at your own caution…

So I'm fucking this guy in the ass, right...(you can make the appropriate motion as you say this, if you've got the balls!)...and I go to give him a reach-around around, and he's got a boner!! What a faggot!

FR on hired guns… (not mine)

Went in with hair hawked up, cool rocker blazer, lots of wrist gear, and some very subtle eyeliner, just to make eye-contact seem more intense. Oh, and my new favorite 3" platform boots with chrome toes, which make me 6' tall.
I'm talking to my friend when the waitress comes over, HB9.5, cute as heck. I wait til she says "Can I get you guys anything to drink?" before I say "Oh! Hi! Didn't see you there. You should wear a bell." Then ordered a drink and asked for menus. She left to get them laughing.

"Find anything you like?" "The cajun chicken... is it awesome?" "I... actually don't know... I'm pretty new here!" "BEEP! Try again (hint. say 'it's AWESOME!')" "Oh, it's totally AWESOME!" "I'll have that then! you make it sound awesome. If it sucks though, we're totally over." More laughing. The next time she came by she'd forgotten the drink for another friend who showed up. He didn't want to mention it 'cause he said he'd feel like an ass giving her a hard time for it. So I wave her over and say "Your advice on the chicken was spot on! I'm glad you're here for us. By the way, is there another drink coming?" She laughed and got flustered and said "You keep getting me distracted!"

Finally we were about ready to go, so she came over and said "One more guys?" I said "whatever they decide." They go back and forth with "I don't care.... one more? Head out? one more? etc etc" So I say to her "Do you have a coin to flip? Apparently this is a hard decision!" She says "I can't flip coins, but I can do pick-a-hand!" My friends decided one more beer.
She took their order and then said to me "What do YOU want?" "I want to pick a hand!" "Aw, why, are you thinking of leaving?" Pout face. "Nah, I just want to see how lucky I am." She took a coin and held it behind her. I stared her in the eyes for about 3 seconds then said "Psssh, you totally just switched it! (to friend) Watch her hands, make sure she doesn't do it again!" Intense eye contact 3 more seconds, "This one." Touched her shoulder. She shows me that I'm right. I said "I am good." She laughed and put her arm around me and said she'd be back with our drinks.
There was some more C/F after that, but I've gotta go. GF is coming over early. But I figured I'd share that improvised coin flip/pick a hand routine, 'cause I'm gonna toss it in my bag of tricks.
Another quick but awesome neg. She told me she was a student. "oh, what year?" "Senior." Sad face. "Ah, I know that face! You don't want to leave! You're worried that the real word isn't fun. Don't worry, it's a nice world out here. You can trust me. I'm going to guess your major.... Microbiology." "No way! Do I look that nerdy??" "I have two very beautiful girl friends who were microbiologists at that school! And yes. Your cowgirl hat is pretty microbiology-y." She put her arm around me again and whispered "Business and marketing" "Good girl" Then we took off.
Strip club FR (again not mine)

Beforehand I knew how the place was, so I went to a party store and bought a bunch of blue glowstick necklaces - they're black faux-leather necklaces with small glowstick which hang on the ends. Very awesome. I wore two, just in case a girl asked me for one.

When I first entered I ordered a drink and my friend and I sat at the bar, ignoring the girls, just having a good time talking. Then I noticed a girl with blue blinking high-heels sitting in a chair. We walk to a nearby table and I lean back to her and say "We're totally twins!" "What?" I hold up the glowsticks and she laughs and says "Totally!" Then I go back to my convo.
We bounce here and there to catch the bands, but I start to observe the girls' game. The girls are REALLY clingy to the guys who look like they don't get any. The guys that REALLY drool when their tits bust out. The guys in the front row. But even so it surprises me how few girls ask if I want a dance.
The waitresses come up frequently and always ask "Are you guys alright?" First I respond "Yeah" to which they just move on. Second time I give the "so so" sign with my hand, to which they move on. Third time I say "sometimes" which made the waitress laugh. Keep in mind I was not buying drinks from these girls, I had a tab at the bar. and we move around so it's a different girl each time. The next time I said "Well how are you?" "Great!" "Wait wait, spin... What's that tatoo?" "I hate it!" So we got talking about signs and stuff and birthdays and future aspirations and stuff. Connect. Time to upgrade from waitress to dancer.
Backwards chair slide to a dancer talking to a waitress: "Quick question, I dated a dancer for 4 months before she moved away. She always told me horror stories of her exes and how they always got really jealous, but I LOVED the fact that she had the confidence to dance. Have you had the same experience? Is my comfort with her dancing strange?" "No way! You're totally a laid back confident guy! That's totally rare and very cool... I gotta dance, but we'll talk after!" She danced away, guys pumping out tons of dough.

So Blue Shoes approaches with a friend. They straddle my friend and I. Blue shoes says "Could we get a dance?" I avoid (important) and say "You didn't break your shoes yet twin-o!" "Oh yeah! You're still on too!" "I'm ALWAYS on. I have reserves. These come with refills." "I want one!" "Answer this first..." I ask the jealous boyfriend question as she's rubbing her chest on me. Her friend is on my friend and says "Is he buying a dance or are we wasting our time?" Blue shoes says "Wait! This is good! We're talking, don't interupt!" "Does she have an off button? How do you roll with her?" I say. She tells me she has been there four months and her first bf couln't take it, but she met a guy there who really liked that she dances and she's been with him since. I said "That's what I'm talking about. I like being with a girl that has as much confidence as I do." She was intrigued and not pushing for a dance.

She was interested in the conversation. It was exactly what I had aimed for, since I had not been to a stripclub since getting into the game. I used to be a front row guy. I used to spend money.
But I disqualified myself as a customer and qualified myself as a guy who is familiar and very comfortable with girls of particular beauty.
My friend had told the girl on his lap that it was his birthday and that I was buying him a dance. I said "What's the deal?" "I was gonna give him a deal, but for you $20" "No, what deal were you giving him?" "15" "I hope you can do something really cool for $6 'cause you totally interupted her and my conversation, and I only have $6. It's the least you can do." She was mad, but blue shoes was laughing. My goal was accomplished.
(this guy goes by thorny on the stylelife forums)
HB: Thorny! How've you been?

Thorny: Who cares? Right NOW I'm so energized! Can you feel it? Are you having a fun night?

HB obviously smiling: Well it's been a long day, but...

Thorny: Quick twirl! (hold out hand to twirl her) No negativity tonight! Let's go find friends! (Or whatever)

STYLE’s Ring routine


Notice a gleam of metal on her fingers (a ring) and say, “I have to ask before I run: Why

did you chose to wear that ring on that particular finger….Interesting…Do you always wear

those rings on the same fingers?” (Note: Of course they always do, because that’s where

they fit.)

Then continue, “I have a friend who’s a spiritual type, and she just told me that like the

finger you choose to wear your rings on says something about your personality…”

If she is not wearing any rings, just ask instead, “Out of curiosity, and I’ll explain why I’m

asking in a second, when you do wear rings, what fingers are they usually on?” If she

normally doesn’t wear wings, ask, “Well, if you were to wear a ring, and it wasn’t a

wedding ring obviously, what finger would it be on?”

Then go on to explain:

“Each one of these mounds” – the pads on the palm where the fingers join the hand -is

represented by a different God, and in Greek culture, you wear a ring on that finger to

praise and pay homage to that particular god.

“For example, the thumb represents Poseidon which as you know is the god of the sea.

And he was very independent. He was the only god who didn't live on Mount Olympus. He

did his own thing. And the thumb kind of sticks out, it kind of does its own thing. People

who wear thumb rings are therefore very individual and independent and generally do

their own thing. They don’t follow trends, but prefer instead to set their own.

The index finger is represented by Zeus. Zeus was the king of all gods, and the God of

Thunder and Lightning. That's a very dominant finger, and having a ring there means you

tend to be a more dominant person.” (Wave your index finger at them like "no no no" or

"don't do that.”) It represents power and immense energy.

Your middle finger is represented by Dionysus who is the god of wine and partying. He is

a very irreverent God. So if you have a ring there, it means you tend to do what ever you

want and care less about what others think.” (Then lift your middle finger up on its own

and give the bird and say, “It’s like fuck you to the world.” When they are wearing a ring

on that finger, they always laugh at this.)

“Your ring finger is of course represented by Aphrodite. She is the goddess of love, and

that is why we wear our wedding rings on that finger. (You can add all kinds of romantic

cold-reading lines here, like, "When you fall for someone, you tend to fall completely for


“Interestingly, it is the only finger that has a vein that goes straight to the heart without

branching off, and so when someone puts a ring on that finger, they’re actually making a

direct connection with your heart.” (If she is comfortable, you can trace a line from her

finger up her arm as you say this.)

“The pinky is represented by Ares. who is the God of war, and that's why you see

mobsters wearing pinky rings, It represents conflict.”

If she is wearing a pinky ring, ask, "Did you buy that yourself or did someone give it to

you?” If she bought it herself, it means she is sometimes at war with herself and has

some inner conflict, maybe an emotional conflict or something she is not comfortable with

herself about. If she was given it by someone ask, then ask by whom and tell her there

may be some tension below the surface between the two of them, some unresolved

problem that she just haven't solved yet.

If the women ask, “How do you know this?" You may respond, "An ex-girlfriend of mine

was into mythology and taught it to me."

If she has a ring on her wedding finger ask, "Is that an engagement ring or do you just

wear that to keep the womanizers away?" You’ll be surprised how often the latter is true.

THUMB = Poseidon, representing individuality

INDEX = Zeus, representing dominance, power, and energy

MIDDLE = Dionysus, representing irreverence, rebelliousness, and decadence

RING = Aphrodite, representing love and romance

PINKY = Ares, representing conflict

Gary: you know your body is giving me serious signs of how attractive you find me. do you want to know what your body is doing?

Her: ya/ sure

Gary: Well. (pause) Every time a person finds something or someone attractive and/or interesting the brain automatically signals to your eyes to open up and let in more light. this is called dilating. every time you look at me your eyes are dilating. see its happening right now. (say it confidently and slowly.) Which means you find me attractive.

Her: (instant ioi's)

Gary: see there is another example. mention ioi. and why it is.

Gary: man your really falling in love with me. (you give her an ioi)

keep on playing with it.

Occasionally after they give me an ioi they try to regain power by giving you a shit test. ive received.
1. your doing it too. Reply: thats what you think(wink) --then continue with routine

2. no im not! Reply: look there it goes again (laugh) your so cute wingman jump in or get other friends

guy: did you ever read the latin poet ovid. on the art of


her: didnt he wind up all by himself crying his eyes out in

someplace with a very bad climate

guy: but he also had a good time first... a very good time

A favorite routine that we teach in our workshops (credit: Wilder) is to call her right there and have a conversation with her on the phone. She will be right next to you of course. Tell her that she must be excited when you call. Have her practice enthusiastically saying “Hey, Dan… Wow! I’m so happy you called!” Make her say this, or make her express some enthusiasm and excitement. Even if she is partially faking the excitement, it will help her convince herself that she is excited. Have a short phone conversation with her and tell her “ok, now we’ve got our first phone call out of the way, so next time it won’t be awkward.”

Any time the chick smiles, you can run this routine. It's best used once you've established that you are cool, and that you are quite attractive to her.

"Hey... you know... you have three smiles." (usually, she'll smile in response to this) "and there's a fourth!" (she'll probably ask something, and then you improvise along the lines of the following) "Yeah, that was your 'I'm flattered' smile, and then you have a... um, not fake... but a polite smile... then there's this really genuine smile when you laugh, and your whole face lights up. Then there's this smug, 'hey this guy fancies me' smile. I've a feeling I might see that a lot."

Guaranteed to make girls fall in love with you. This is the sweetest thing anyone has ever told them. They will remember it and think about it when you are gone.

Watch 'Win a Date With Tad Hamilton' if you want to know where it came from :)

I almost feel bad using this as a routine and posting it, because chicks love it and remember it so much.

“My friend met this girl in Seattle, and they really hit it off. They wound up hooking up on the first night, and he even hung out with her in L.A. over the next week. So he’s up visiting her in Seattle last week, and they’re out on a walk. He takes a few pictures of them together. Like really cute ones with them together. Some of them they’re just hanging out, and a few of them they’re like kissing or whatever while they’re out walking.Anyway, the next morning he wakes up, and checks his camera. He looks at the pictures, and he sees that she’s woken up before him and gone into it and deleted the pictures where they’re kissing, and left the ones where they’re just hanging out. He goes to her and says ‘Are you psycho? Why are you going into my camera?’ She says its because she thought she looked bad in the pictures, and didn’t want him to have them. But he can’t figure out if she’s psycho or if its legit that for girls they just hate having pictures out there where she doesn’t look good. He just really liked them because he likes her and doesn’t judge the pics like that.”

The girls will either say:

“It’s totally natural. I hate it when pictures make me look bad, especially with a digital camera where you can just delete them and take more.” (They also sometimes say “But he’s only known her a few months. I wouldn’t do that on a guy I just met.”)


“She has a boyfriend!”

Your immediate reply would be “He doesn’t care about that. He’s busy. He just doesn’t want her deleting his pics! :)”

Great questions fall into a number of categories. They all share a few traits:

* They are original.

* They bring out an old memory.

* They bring out a positive emotion

* They challenge her.

Let’s get onto the questions:

1. Did you have an Imaginary friend when you were young?

2. Do you remember your first day at school?

This is a question that brings out strong emotions because it is something that they probably haven’t talked about for a long time, but that has strong emotions attached to it.

3. If you could wake up tomorrow anywhere in the world, where would it be?

This is another good question and replaces boring questions on this subject such as “do you like travel?” and “did you go on holiday this year”. Get her to describe the place vividly until she feels like she is there!

4. Are your friends mostly men or women?

This tells you something about their character and also gets them talking about people they care about and their friends.

5. What’s the one thing you can’t say no to?

This is a good way to find out something they really enjoy, it could be chocolate, it could be fresh orange juice. It should make their eyes light up. You can then describe how good it is to eat that chocolate or drink that fresh orange juice and watch how you can lead them into a desiring state.

6. What talents do you have that would surprise me?

This is a great question, and is a challenge. Early on in an interaction, they won’t feel any need to answer challenging questions. By the rapport stage, they will feel some pressure to respond to a question like this to prove themselves to you. Remember that she is likely to ask the same back to you, so have something ready.

7. Have you been in love?

Focus on the time when they were actually in love, don’t ask what happened - this would focus on the break-up! You will make her want those feelings again, and since she is with a cool guy, she’ll probably be imagining them with you. This is a great one, for a number of reasons: First, it brings out the emotion and memories connected with love. Second, it gets onto the subject of relationships and so gets her to easily start to imagine a relationship with you.

-See good-looking girl (don't waste this on Ugs)

-Holler at her from across the bar "Hey...come here!" (Do this with conviction and authority) Use arm gesture too.
-As soon as she takes a few steps towards you, tell her: "nevermind" and wave her off
-When she looks confused or disappointed, laugh and say "Just kidding...get over here!"
-When she's a few steps away, grab her by the arm and spin her around lightly. Tell her to close her eyes.
-If she objects and tries to turn around, just say: " it"
-Then tell her to fall back into your arms with her eyes closed
-If she objects, whisper in her ear: "Trust me..."
-After she falls back in your arms, lift her back up, smile, look into her eyes, and say: "kiss me"
She will. Proceed from there, gentlemen.

-See good-looking girl (don't waste this on Ugs)

-Holler at her from across the bar "Hey...come here!" (Do this with conviction and authority) Use arm gesture too.
-As soon as she takes a few steps towards you, tell her: "nevermind" and wave her off
-When she looks confused or disappointed, laugh and say "Just kidding...get over here!"
-When she's a few steps away, grab her by the arm and spin her around lightly. Tell her to close her eyes.
-If she objects and tries to turn around, just say: " it"
-Then tell her to fall back into your arms with her eyes closed
-If she objects, whisper in her ear: "Trust me..."
-After she falls back in your arms, lift her back up, smile, look into her eyes, and say: "kiss me"
She will. Proceed from there, gentlemen.

Me: "I think it's better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission in life"

HB's ??????

Me: "For instance, if I wanted to kiss HB here, and I were to say "Isss it OK if I kissssss you....""(say this part in a high, whiney, geeky, nasal voice, and put on your neediest, most pathetic face - pretend you have buck teeth by scrunching up your upper lip like Jerry Lewis for bonus points)
They will recoil in horror saying "ewwwwwww!!!!"
Then, spring the trap:
Me: "But, if I were to....." (at this point go silent, pause, look deeply in her eyes, cup her hair and face, and go in for the kiss)

Wow… my goodness… Have you ever gotten into been in serious danger and didn’t even know until after it was over…? My girlfriend and I went to the Dominican Republic back in March… absolutely beautiful there, so natural, pristine… we had the most amazing time.

One of the most fun things we did is take this really small, local sailboat out to this tropical island for a day. It was almost untouched by man… unreal place… then we got to take a damn fast speedboat back to the DR.

On the way back, we stopped at this raised sandbar out in the ocean, they call it a… natural pool I think. The ocean only came up to our waists, and we had drinks out there in the water off the side of the island. What an experience, and then…

…on our fourth day, we took a trip to go snorkeling. I had wanted to do some scuba diving, but they told us the waters were too rough for it. But whatever, despite the strong waters, we headed with a handful of people about thirty minutes out in a speedboat, and when we got there we all plunged off the side into the water.

My girlfriend and I were looking down into the sea at all the colorful fish, taking underwater pictures… we even got to feed the fish bread we brought from the hotel. After ten minutes or so, we looked up and the boat was far away. Surprised me, alarmed even that the boat was moving, so we went to swim closer to the boat.

We did and we’re enjoying our swim again, but then I look up and no one from our group is near us. Another ten minutes pass, I look up again and the boat’s even farther away than before. I pointed it out to my girlfriend, and suddenly we could hear a whistle and saw the captain of the boat waving at us. We both swam back towards the boat again. We were pretty far out and it took a damn while before we made it back, what’s making it worse is the water keeps pushing us away.

When we finally reach the boat, the captain told us that we’d gotten off on the wrong side — we were on the open ocean side and were being swept out to sea. The boat hadn’t been moving… it was anchored, we’d been moving!

Damn… the told us later if I hadn’t noticed the boat further away, we would’ve been gone…
PUA: (as you're walking by an HB)

PUA: Hey! Did you just grab my ass?!

HB: What? No. (shocked)

PUA: No?... Damn, your the first girl to walk by me all day with enough self-control not to grab my ass. You know its bad for my self-esteem if you don't.

If she grabs it

PUA: OK that'll be $10

If she just laughs

PUA: (go into a routine about how you didn't get enough attention as a child)


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