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The Death of Griffin Hunter

by Kirk Wood Bromley
Griffin Hunter - Secretary of Disarmament for the United Nations

Sophie Berceau – an actress

Walker - Hunter’s advisor

Semion Rockwell – entrepreneur and patron

Vivian Nash - theater director

Leveret - operative for Rockwell

Boa - operative for Rockwell

Mayumi - owner of the Bluebird Bookstore

Madera - investigator for the United Nations

Xiao - Hunter’s secretary

Trick and Track - operatives for Leveret

Jurgen Scheckel - German diplomat

Powers - actor

Various UN diplomats - Saiyid, Tanduru, Ling, Georges, King Ngomi

Iranian actors

Assistant to Walker

Stage Manager

Cops, voices, audience members


Act 1, Phase 1, Scene 1. The United Nations General Assembly. Enter Griffin Hunter.

Hun- Honest members of our United Nations,

Today I depart for San Francisco

To sign the seminal Hunter Accord,

A contract whereupon we have labored

In close diplomacy these past ten years,

That fueld with peace it fumes, all systems go,

Upon the launch pad of its mighty promise.

As you well know, for tho our measure holds

My name, you each are prime in its intent,

The Hunter Accord, when signed, shall ensure

Disarmament and non-proliferation

Of weapons world-wide thru monitored,

Cooperative, incremental actions,

Confirming and negating sovereignty,

That thru this shared empowering surrender,

We may beckon peace back to our planet,

So littered with the refuse of our wars,

Yet now so ripe to wash away the wrath

Beget by this disease of mass destruction

Whereby we burn our house to heat our home.

The Hunter Accord, when signed, shall also form

A noncombatant enforcement brigade

Under the command of my department,

Which may invade, inspect, and confiscate

The weaponry of any member state

Seen to be in breach of our commitment,

For you and I thru trust may tender union,

Yet trust reverts to terror without threat.

Many of you, during our discussions,

Have askt me pointedly: How force peace?

Be it thru restriction or indulgence?

Ought we pursue the costly delicacies

Of freedom or the staples of restraint?

Do we thrive by nations or by nature?

Should all sacrifice to one, one to all,

None to none? Is parity polarity?

What, in essence, is the value of violence?

And while it is my hope that my Accord,

When signed, shall prove to be our best attempt

At loosing these uniquely human knots

Whence long ago our species loopt itself

Into society for safety’s sake,

I can at least in fullest faith attest:

Who lives promiscuate shall die deceived,

For in our trust alone is peace conceived.

All exit.


Act 1, Phase 1, Scene 2. San Francisco. Enter Leveret. Enter Boa from behind.
Boa- Flinch!

Lev- You fuckin retard.

Boa- I am not.

Lev- Then kill the gun in public.

Boa- Kill the public.

Lev- Take your pill.

Boa- What are you, my legal gordian?

Lev- Not.

Boa- Flinch!
Enter Rockwell.
Rock- Ma ismok, my sons?

Both- Vaad Sirat.

Rock- Hug me, Boa. Leveret, do me a favor.

Lev- Anything, Mr. Rockwell.

Rock- Kill Griffin Hunter.

Lev- What?

Rock- Don’t make a man in pain repeat himself!

Boa- I’ll kill him yesterday.

Rock- Yesterday’s too late.

This cowboy christ comes hanklin into town,

Spurs his most righteous steed, Annoying Nag,

Up to my home, and plugs his pacifier

Down the pipeline of my right to deal arms.

Now all the kiddies, just to trick my treat,

Are set to sign his suicide Accord,

Enamored of his candy-coated slogans

How words are bones too strong for sticks and stones,

But razorblades loiter in the nougat.

Global peace? That’s local liquidation,

The sons a-swingin from the liberty tree!

This planet may be volatile as hell,

But half of hell was unjustly convicted,

So less the right to fight, we all get fried.

Lev- He’s the Secretary of Disarmament

For the UN. Peace is his profession.

Rock- And conflict is our cash.

Boa- Like he says.

Lev- But the UN is a colony of ants,

With bosses inside bosses inside bosses,

All humping at the queen of compromise,

So what’s the point in squashing just one drone?

Rock- This ant invades my picnic.

Boa- Boom! Boom! Boom!

Lev- But we kill people who deserve to die;

Griffin Hunter, he’s just inconvenient.

Rock- Inconvenience is death personified.

Lev- The pigs will snoop.

Rock- Hey! Pigs love feed, me feed pigs,

Pigs love me.

Boa- It’s a piggy love tangle.

Rock- Look here, Leveret. I trust we can agree

On any issue clement to debate,

So then, no more debate, and we agree.

Lev- But Griffin Hunter ain’t the bad guy here.

Rock- So, tell me, Leveret, who is the bad guy?

He who gives the gun that the fight be fair

Or he who takes the gun to win the fight?

That man, that kind of man, that Gripy Whatever,

Seems good, is bad, but we’re the opposite:

I support every people’s vital need

For innate primordial sovereignty

In this gruesome, post-historic era

Of biological death recipes.

Does he? Do you? Would the true man of peace

Please stand up and lose his ass?

Boa- Shit get shot!

Lev- But offing figureheads is futile. ‘Sides,

We sell the very weapons he precludes,

And illicit makes demand, so victory us.

Treaties are bowling pins and homerun hits -

Set to be broke. But if we plug the groom,

His wedding vows will hold, so victory him.

Rock- You fail to see this see-thru Super Dupe

Infracts a blockage in the legal colon.

Look, normally the system takes in bread,

Processing it for solid, timely exit,

And all moves smoothly, til some causy coccus,

Jejunating our financial squama,

Creates a clot of runny, twisted crap

That moves his ideals and crams ours into

Unhormic dead-end diverticula.

Boa- Moronic godsend hyperchondria!

Rock- We strongly advocate a weak UN,

Give lavishly to keep our shortlist long

In gestures of tenderness torrential,

Yet that undiplomatic diplomat

Seems destructively devoted to himself,

And that is terror!

Boa- It’s like he loves the guy!

Rock- Do you, Leveret?

Lev- Ah, we had a thing.

Boa- You’re a cheat!

Rock- Excuse me?

Boa- He’s a cheat?

Rock- Slander him again and it’s the muzzle,

Babyman! So, Leveret, describe this thing.

Lev- His real name is Gryphon Huzala,

A Dutch Afro-Asian mutt whose parents

Were servants for the UN caviar crowd,

So Gryphon was a mongrel on the move

Who learnt to loathe the lowness of his life

And want it better, even for the worst.

We met in Hong Kong, near ten years ago,

When I was runnin opies outta Kabul

And he had hit the diplomatic corps.

We hung out, made some contacts contraband,

Then Gryphon did some killin and got caught,

And I, well, like, ya know how I can be,

I took the heat so he could live his life,

For which I hate him now, so off he went,

Changed his name to Hunter, while I served time

In that Malaysian death camp with this freak,

Until you bought me out, and I ain’t seen

Him since, ‘cept on the tube with his Accord

Or gettin' hitcht to that froggy actress.

Boa- I told you he’s a cheat!

Rock- Meet the muzzle!

Lev- I thought you’d kill me.

Rock- Kill you? Leveret, take my hand.

Lev- Okay.

Rock- You are like a child to me.

Lev- You are like an adult to me.

Rock- We’re friends. Right?

Lev- Right.

Rock- Wrong.

Show me my friends, I’ll count my enemies.

Boa- Some of my best friends are enemies.

Rock- Friendship’s a genetic flaw as fatal

As birth, a handshake with a phantom hand,

Agreeing to some shareware giveaway

Wherein a debtor’s bonded to a debtor.

Boa- I hate my friends.

Rock- But you love me. Say it.

Boa- I love you.

Rock- See how sweet that was, Leveret?

Lev- That was sweet.

Rock- You and me and Boa, we’re not friends;

We’re al-mumenoon, the true believers,

Partners in one great and holy purpose,

Embracing to preserve our allegiance,

That all-or-something, man-to-plan pivot

Round which the wheel of function spins, and we,

Put to the test by our own tenuous trust,

Share an accord refresht but on returns,

Unlike your common friends, who give to give,

All taken by a nothing they don’t get.

We are a nucleus whose nascent bond

Cannot be broke but it brings destruction,

Yet in cohesion causes all creation,

Giving of ourselves for ourselves in all.

Are we beautiful? I’m crying again.

Boa- Quit toying with his afflictions!

Rock- Maybe he doesn’t love me.

Lev- I love you.

Rock- Then let me tell you, lover, how it goes:

Lie to me again, I shall rise early,

Slip on my favorite swishy suit and sneaks,

Jog to your pad in the crisp morning air,

Savoring the bright Embarcadero,

Then, with my tye-dyed uzi full-a-fun,

I’ll pepper you like a rare tuna steak,

Garnish you with greens, cuz, hey, I’m a health nut,

Gobble you up, wash it down with wheat grass,

Then drite your bulk down Boa’s throat, rejuved

And ready for my day. Cool fool?

Lev- Cool fool.

Rock- So, back to the laughs. Kill Griffin Hunter.

Lev- Vaad Sirat.

Boa- He won’t do it.

Rock- Khalas, Boa! There’s the Mission.

Lev- Now?

Rock- The gate of ijtihad is closed.

Boa- Cheat!

All exit.
Act 1, Phase 1, Scene 3. The garden grounds of the UN Mission. Enter Griffin and Sophie.
Soph- How can we live this way, always apart?

Hun- Once my Accord is signed, we’ll settle down.

Soph- In Paris?

Hun- Or New York.

Soph- Or in Paris?

Hun- Wherever you wish, my sweet Sophie.

Soph- But I’ll be always acting here and there.

Hun- Then here and there, my love, I’ll follow you.

Soph- Yet you must work.

Hun- I’ll work from where you play.

Soph- It is important, as I think, to be

In one another’s presence, to be true?

Hun- There is no other way to be with you.
They exit. Enter Leveret, hiding.
Lev- Griffin Hunter, here, in San Francisco.

Is this a nightmare or a living dream?

Must him I love now meet the life I hate

And dance into the death I circumstance?

Could any cause compel to such a crime?

To save Vaad Sirat, or should I not say,

To save my job? My job? My job’s a jail,

Tho I’ve a pretty cushy seafront cell.

To preserve my alliance with Rockwell?

Alliance is not worth its weight in whim:

That flimsy net might catch you once or twice,

But then it snaps, tattered by the pressure,

Snares you and you drop, tangled up in lies.

So then, to keep my life, for I am dead

If I don’t. Yet what’s my life without him?

I cannot kill the only man I love

Tho not to kill him I should lose my life.

Some strange new clash is creeping into me,

So, to stay safe, I’ll steer clear of myself.
He hides.

Soph- Were you then true this horrid time away?

Hun- Were there a part of me you did not know

It would have died ten deaths ago, for you

Provide the light whence my ambitions grow.

Soph- My lover tells the most alluring lies.

Hun- If your lover lies, his lie is true love,

As of his love he lies to gain his love,

About his love he lies to keep his love,

And with his love he lies to please his love,

So let your lover lie - he lies for love.

Soph- Yet what if out of love my lover lies,

Lying with another love than my love?

Hun- How lie out of a love that I am in?

Soph- Do we not dream outside the dream we’re in?

Hun- We do, but love’s a drama, not a dream.

We sleep to dream, yet sleep before love’s drama,

One sees nothing and wakens to “the end.”

Soph- You fit the French - bon parole, vil dessein.

Enter Trick and Track, dressed as security guards, Shuck and Jive.
Shuck- Welcome to the United Nations San Francisco Mission.

Jive- As of I’m sure you hold great cognization, our heightenized state of alertage - we are, I believe, in magenta or rouge - makes necessitary some extreme security measurables veezasneez your high profile peace keeper person people and the safety of the adoriful Misses Griffin, so have I been ordinized to searchulate your physicals.

Hun- That won’t be necessitary.

Jive- Yo, Shuck!

Shuck- Yo, Jive?

Jive- What’s the procedurance with resistulating searchibation?

Shuck- The three I’s - Incarceration, interrogation, and, if necessitary, incoercination.

Jive- I recommendify the searchibation.

Hun- Who ordered we be searchified?

Jive- Those parties properly positionized to pass down searchibation orderance.

Hun- I consider myself a properly positioned party to over-ride that order, so you may go.

Jive- Do you possess the proper searchibation orderance over-riding formage?

Hun- Not on me, no.

Jive- Then as you cannot provinate yourself a proper searchibation orderance over-rider, we will proceeduralize with the unridden-over searchibation orderance passt down from the properful searchibation orderance ordering partyalization. Spread em.

Shuck- Or face the three I’s.

Soph- Griffin, c’est bon d’accord.

Jive- Much obligified, madam. Standard procedurals, sir. We regret any sense of invaginating. I’m sure you’ll sleep more soundly knowing every curve and crevace, even of your most trusted loved-ones, has been thoroughly probicized.

Shuck- Bungo!


Shuck pulls a gun off Griffin.
Jive- Weapons are prohibilogical on UN grounds, sir.

Hun- Yes, I know.

Shuck- You may go.

Sophie- Thank you, guards.

Jive- Our pleasurativity, madam.

Shuck confiscates the gun. Hunter and Sophie exit. Enter Leveret. Shuck gives him the gun.

Lev- Less fun, more done.

Trick- Dude, I’m an artist.

Lev- So take your loot, and next time, keep it real.

Track- You rub that wonk, I dibs his spetch.


Exit Trick and Track.
Lev- There he goes, in the flesh, the same cologne

Wafting in his wake, the same grand stature,

The same genteel composure suavely quashing

Insatiably voracious desires.

Time travels down its ugly road, but leaves

Its beauty with him, and with me it leaves

His weapon, which I’m to use against him,

Gaining innocence thru total evil.

Yet is there not some anger in my heart?

I took his bad rap to save his good name.

I did time for him; he gives me no time.

He is now powerful and famous;

I am now pathetic and enslaved.

So, let me kill him, then, and free myself

From this encagement in the under-smug

I wander just to gloss his reputation.

But no. I am not natural with anger,

Especially with him I love so much

For friending me, once, tho not forever,

And memories alone spare us madness.

Here froths the edge of the filthy pool

Of my own past, and from it sucking pests -

Love? Guilt? Fear? - flit up and bite at me.

Run, they will follow. Pause, I am eaten.

So, all that’s left’s to dive, and so to drown.

To kill myself or kill the man I love?

O, murder is a major life decision.
Enter Sophie and Walker. Leveret hides.

Soph- I do not see why Griffin needs a gun.

Walk- He needs it, Sophie, to protect himself.

Soph- From what?

Walk- From those who hate his policies.

Soph- His policies of peace? Who could hate them?

Walk- The purveyors of war.

Soph- In San Francisco?

Chacun à Paris est un amoureux.

Walker- Death often enters in the form of love.

Enter Griffin.
Hun- How do I look?

Soph- Comme mon amour.

Walk- Well, it’s nice to finally meet you, Sophie.

Your husband speaks so ceaselessly of you

My job descript of late has mostly been

To get his mind off you and onto work.

Soph- And it is nice to finally meet you, Walker.

My husband speaks so ceaselessly of you

My job descript of late has mostly been

To get his mind off work and onto me.

Hun- My many minds can satisfy you both.

Walk- Enjoy your night.

Soph- We will, unless we’re shot.

Lev- I cannot do it. Activate Plan B.

Enter the assassin, peacefully.
Leveret enters.
Lev- Ya habibi!
Walker draws.

Walk- Stop or I shoot!

Hun- Walker, drop! This is a UN Mission. You, there. Step to the light and prove you are not what we think you to be.

Lev- I’m not what you think me to be.

Hun- Drop your weapon, Walker. I know this man, or knew this man, who was once so near to me we shared both atmosphere and gravity. But this cannot be him. That man is dead.

Lev- Must all who leave you suffer death?

Hun- What else to call a total disappearance?

Lev- A choice to live inside another light.

Hun- You’re welcome, then, if living is your aim.

Lev- My aim is living, tho my aim be bad.

Hun- Sophie, my lovely new wife; Walker, my loyal new pitbull; meet Leveret, my delirious old friend.

Walk- Your friend is armed.

Hun- What are you doing here toting a gun?

Lev- What are you doing here not toting one?

Soph- Pleased to meet you, Leveret. I take it that your time with Griffin was brief and uneventful, as we have sworn, and I fulfilled, an oath of full disclosure, and the tale of the old delirious friend is yet to tell.

Hun- Brief and uneventful makes it more than it was.

Lev- We met in kindergarten.

Hun- That far back?

Lev- And tight as might thru every grade, we roomed all through college, where I made his bed, paid his bail, and wrote his papers.

Hun- Regret is our reward for a life well lived.

Lev- Our junior year, we did a year a broads.

Hun- A year abroad.

Lev- First stop, Amsterdam, where the only rule is cheat.

Hun- Sophie and I met in Holland after her performance. Seeing her on stage, my heart cried out jihad against its past, and cast her lead in my new play on peace.

Soph- I’ve always found it odd our love began when I was not myself and you unseen.

Lev- The goddess need not question the conversion.

Soph- Je suis une déesse très suspecte.

Hun- Je suis un suivant très dévot.

Lev- Next stop, Firenze!

Hun- O, salto mortale!

Lev- We plundered that amazing, ancient scree of catacombs, cathedrals, cemeteries, and sold the stash...

Hun- To properly licensed collectors.

Lev- Then, like bedouin thieves fleeing a pillaged pyramid by night, we humpt it thru the fertile crescent.

Hun- The Holy Land.

Lev- Just tryin to score some piece in the Middle East.

Hun- Onward to Calcutta.

Lev- That filthy lotus bud of untouchable groping maya where we rompt the festival of Durga Puja.

Hun- Dwarf leprotics.

Lev- Poppy brothels.

Hun- Talking monkeys.

Lev- And Kali, the ten-armed goddess of love.

Hun- Cleansing herself of demons in the Ganges.

Lev- Ghandi here ‘most slit a Tamil Tiger for a cheat.

Hun- You saved my life.

Soph- Peace has a violent past.

Lev- So, we split for China.

Hun- Said goodbye, ain’t seen each other since, and here you are!

Lev- Have you forgot the finale?

Hun- I’m not sure.

Lev- There we are, broke and broken in Hong Kong.

Hun- And he, who’d always been my trusty spy…

Lev- Who’d saved him from the shark and butterfly….

Hun- Who’d thrown himself tween me and my karma…

Lev- Evaporated into IndoChina.

Hun- Ya habibi.

Walker- So now I see you know too much to ever let you go.

Soph- Bien, que puis-je dire? This compte rendu complete,

I feel now to hardly know my feelings

For he to whom I have entrusted mine,

For feelings are the futures we have passt,

Yet such a past may well be my future

So little do I know it. Yet I’m glad

To see your boyhood strove before we met

To savor what your manhood may no more,

And as for you, Leveret, my new best friend,

If th’end of life is making fun of death,

Then clearly you belong inside my life,

And so I take you, sordidness and all,

With that same cherishment I give whomever

Affords the one I love someone to love,

Yet as you know my husband’s wifeless side,

Please, pay to me a visit, à la première heure

To hear what his diplomacy denies,

And in this rapprochement, mais que puis-je dire?

Hun- Mon seul amour...

Lev- Take me as your ally,

Cuz nothing thrills me more than to betray him.


Enter Assistant.
Assist- Message from the Secretary General.
Assistant hands the message to Walker and exits.
Walk- 19:30 hours EST, Central City, Beijing, small tactical nuclear device detonates, death toll thousands and rising.

Soph- O qui est horrible!

Hun- Any specs on the source?

Walk- Confidential.

Hun- Walker, we can trust them.

Walk- UNSCOM agents trace activation to Muslim Uighur separatists with fissile mass produced in the French protectorate of Corsica, acquired at arms bazaar outside Sharjah.

Hun- What’s China’s response?

Walk- Sympathizer purges in Xinjiang, full attack arsenal in top alert, with one condition - the governor of Corsica is extradited to Beijing or war is declared.

Hun- And France?

Walk- Denies and defies.

Hun- They can’t do this to me.

Soph- To you?

Lev- They can’t do what?

Hun- Til this resolves, the Hunter Accord is dead.

Lev- So buzz your little peace force, covert into Corsica, snatch the governor, whisk him to China, and blip, it’s resolved.

Hun- Leveret, I can handle this.

Soph- That is not a good idea.

Walk- It’s not a bad idea.

Lev- It’s a great idea!

Hun- Without the Accord, my “little peace force” is illegal.

Soph- What if the French discover this reckless ruse?

Lev- Who cares what France discovers? She’s a washt-up drama queen. Her irrelevance makes her jealous, her jealousy makes her bitter, and her bitterness increases her irrelevance.

Walk- The governor of Corsica pops up in Beijing, France is absolved of shameful capitulation, China is satisfied.

Lev- And the Hunter Accord is signed like a sermon for the deaf.

Hun- If it fails, I am ruined.

Soph- Either way you are ruined, for the Accord will be signed by those you’ve trickt, and what is that? The cheated live to cheat.

Walk- War will be averted.

Lev- A little lie, a lot o’ love.




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