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VPAA 20 year celebration show order



  1. Tale of castle fun

  2. Summer nights- Grease

  3. Fame - Fame

  4. Tradition- Fiddler on the Roof

  5. Seventy six trombones- Music Man

  6. A Bushel and a Peck- Guys and Dolls

  7. The telephone hour- Bye Bye Birdie

  8. Beautiful City- Godspell

  9. Fat Sam’s- Bugsy Malone

  10. Whole new world- Aladdin

  11. We’re all in this together- High school musical

  12. Think Positive- Willy Wonka

  13. Poor wandering one- Prates of Penzance

  14. America- West Side Story

  15. Lamest place in the world

  16. Bend and snap

  17. Under the sea- The little Mermaid

  18. Support group /Seasons of love- Rent

  19. Reflection- Mulan

  20. I’m a believer- Shrek the musical

SHOW SCRIPT


TALE OF CASTLE FUN
Narrators 1: A long tome ago, in a land far far away, there stood a castle. This castle was special. This was the happiest castle, and therefore, it was known as Castle Fun. (Fun sounds, laughter, and cheers) Everyone in Castle Fun was happy!
ALL: Yaaaaay!
Narrators 2: The Kings were happy!

(King- line)


Narrators 3: The Queens were happy!

(Queen line!)


Narrators 1: The Princes and the Princesses were the happiest, most romantic couples the world HAD EVER SEEN!
Prince & Princess_ (Line and romantic sigh)
Narrators 2: The knights had no need to fight, but it made them happy to practice jousting and pretend to do battle.
Knights- (do so and say lines)
Narrators 3: the guards were the most cheerful guards ever to guard the castle!

Guards 1,2,3- (line) 1. I am so happy I could dance! 2. I am so happy I can’t stop laughing-hahah!

3. I am so happy I could give everyone a hug!

Narrator 1: And the Royal gate keepers were happy just to sit by the gate all day long!
Gate Keeper 1,2,3 – Ah yes, what a lovely day! 2. I love this gate! 3. I love my job!
Narrator 2: The servants were happy to serve.
Servants 1, 2, 3 – 1. It is my pleasure to serve you! 2. So nice to be at your service! 3. Your wish is my wish!
Narrators 3: And the chefs loved to cook and bake!
Chefs 1,2,3 – 1. How I love to make bisquits! 2. Pies are my specialty! 3. Wait until you taste my meatloaf!
Narrator 1:The only person who was unhappy in the castle were the 3 Court Jesters.
Jesters: 1, Castle Fun, hah! I hate this castle! It’s no fun at all! 2, We are supposed to make people laugh and be happy. 3, But all they do is laugh and smile all day (all laugh and smile) So I have nothing to do!

We’re bored! And angry.


Narrator 2: And they decided to do something about it! They had an idea.
Jester: We got an idea! We’ll go to the Wicked Sorcerers from Castle Gloom and ask them to help us.
Narrator 3: So they went through the Castle in a huff and then they hollered at the Royal Gatekeeper.
Jester: Open the gate, Dudes! Now!
Narrator 1: They went over the drawbridge to the forest. In the forest they met up with 3 wise old men who traveled through all the kingdoms in the land.
Old Men: Hello, Jesters!
Jesters: Outta my way! We’re in a hurry!
Old Men: 1. Is something wrong? 2. Why the long faces? 3. You seem unhappy.
Jesters: None of your business! We’ve got work to do!

Narrators 2: The old men, not wanting to anger the Jesters, let them go on their way. When they finally arrived at Castle Gloom, they found 3 Wicked Sorcerers in a high, scary ,dark tower.

Sorcerers: Who dares come to us?

Jesters: (line explaining problem & situation) Well ya see….(they whisper in their ears)


Sorcerers: (whispering back - agreeing to cast a spell over Castle Fun)
Narrators 3: With a twist of their body and a wave of their hands, the Sorcerers began to cast his spell over Castle Fun.
Sorcerers: !. After my cloud of doom covers Castle Fun, 2. the only way to break the spell is to get them all to smile! 3. Abracadabra, bim, bam, boom! Cover Castle Fun with a cloud of doom!

Narrators 1: And suddenly, it grew dark and gloomy over Castle Fun. The people in the Castle only had time to gasp in fright…(All- gasp!)


Before they turned sad…and crabby (All- sad and crabby lines) Bah Humbug, Aw pooey,
Narrator 2:The kings snarled!~ (King-snarl)
The Queen cried! (Queen cried)
Narrator 3:The Princes and Princesses fought with one another- (they do so)
The Knights were too scared to even pretend to fight and called for their mommies! (they do so)
Narrator 1:The guards grew angry and bored with their guard work. (Guards, scowl and yawn)
The Royal Gatekeepers complained.
Gatekeepers: My butt hurts!
Narrator 2: The servants quit their jobs. (they yell I quit!)
And the chefs made nothing but boiled water and mud pies to eat.
Chefs: Eat it or starve!
Narrator 3:Finally, noticing the cloud of doom hanging over them, the Kings realized there was a Royal problem! So, in an angry voice they issued a command.
King: I command everyone in Castle Fun to be happy!
All: Oh yeah..Thhhppppt (Rasberry)!

Narrator 1: The knights tried to attack the cloud and make it go away. (does so) But as they got closer to the Cloud of Doom, they grew too scared and ran away.

Knights: Mommy!!
Narrators 2: The servants thought they could brush the cloud away and clean it out of the sky. But it didn’t move and they just got more angry and quite again.
Servants: We quit….again!
Narrator 3:Finally, everone just sat down and cried. Just then, the Jesters returned. When they saw how sad everyone was, they were very happy!
Jesters: 1. Now everyone needs us! 2. They’ll see how important we are when we cheer them up. 3. we’ll be heroes when we get them all to smile and break the spell!
Narrator 1: So they tried to cheer up the Kings first. (does so)
Kings; Go away!
Narrator: Then the Queens. (Queen sobs)
Then the fighting Princes and Princesses (does so) but the spell was too strong to break. Not giving up, they tried to cheer up the knights, who ran away in fright. When they tried to entertain the guards, they fell asleep. The Royal gatekeepers complained.
Gatekeepers: Leave me alone! Hey, how did you get in here anyway?
Jesters: This isn’t what we wanted! Help! What can we do to break the spell? Help! Help!
Narrator 2: Hearing the cries, the wise old men came to the castle. The Jesters explained to the old men what they had done. When he finished telling the story, the old men had an idea.
Old Men: We have an idea!
Narrator 3: They told the Jester.
Old Men: You see a smile is just a frown turned upside down.
Narrator 1: And then he said…
Old Men: Here’s my plan….
Narrator 2: And they whispered in the jesters ear. When he finished, the Jesters smiled and shook their hand. Then they got everyone’s attention in the castle.

Jesters: Hey! Everyone! I bet you’re so sad and crabby that you can’t do this!

Narrator 3: With that challenge, they bent over to stand on their head. Everyone in the castle, even the Royal creatures, wanted to get rid of the Jesters.
King: Maybe if we do this one thing, they’ll get out of here and leave us alone.
Narrator 1: So they all reluctantly turned upside down. Even the royal creatures rolled on their backs. With all their upside down frowns turned to smiles, the cloud of doom quickly disappeared and everyone in Castle Fun was happy again. (All- YAY!)

The Jesters thanked the Old Men and apologized for being so rude before.


Narrator 2: Since everyone was so happy, they quickly forgave they. The Kings was happy.

Kings; (line)1. Hooray! 2. Woopee! 3. Hahahha!


Narrator 3: The Queens were happy (Queen line)1. Oh how amusing! 2. Yay! Bravo! 3. Tee hee hee!
The Princes and Princesess were again the happiest, most romantic couple the world had ever seen. ( They sigh )
All: And all day long the entire Royal Court, even the Court Jesters, lived happily ever after!
Narrator s ALL: THE END!

Summer nights

Summer loving had me a blast, oh yeah

Summer loving happened so fast,

I met a girl crazy for me,

Met a boy cute as can be,

Summer days drifting away,

To, uh oh, those summer nights

Well-a well-a well-a huh

Tell me more, tell me more

Did you get very far?

Tell me more, tell me more

Like does he have a car?

She swam by me, she got a cramp

He ran by me, got my suit damp

I saved her life, she nearly drowned

He showed off, splashing around

Summer sun, something's begun

But, oh, oh, these summer nights

Well-a well-a well-a huh

Tell me more, tell me more

Was it love at first sight?

Tell me more, tell me more

Did she put up a fight?

Took her bowling in the Arcade

We went strolling, drank lemonade

We made out under the dock

We stayed up 'till ten o'clock

Summer fling, don't mean a thing

But, oh, oh, those summer nights

Tell him more, tell him more

But you don't gotta brag

Tell me more, tell me more

'Cause he sounds like a drag

Shoo-bop-bop, shoo-bop-bop, shoo-bop-bop, shoo-bop-bop

shoo-bop-bop shoo-bop-bop shoo-bop-bop YEAH!

He got friendly, holding my hand

She got friendly down in the sand

He was sweet just turned eighteen

Well, she was good you know what I mean

Summer heat, boy and girl meet

But, oh, oh, the summer nights

Tell me more, tell me more

How much dough did he spend?

Tell me more, tell me more

Could she get me a friend?

It turned colder, that's where it ends

So I told her we'd still be friends

Then we made our true love vow

Wonder what she's doing now

Summer dreams, ripped at the seams

Bu-ut oh, those summer nights!

Tell me more, tell me more!

Fame

Baby you look at me and tell me what you see

You ain't seen the best of me yet

Give me time, I'll make you forget the rest

I've got more in me and you can set it free

I can catch the moon in my hand

Don't you know who I am?

Remember my name (Fame)

I'm gonna live forever

I'm gonna learn how to fly (High)

I feel it coming together

People will see me and cry (Fame)

I'm gonna make it to heaven

Light up the sky like a flame (Fame)

I'm gonna live forever

Baby, remember my name

(Remember, remember, remember, remember)

(Remember, remember, remember, remember)

Baby hold me tight, 'cause you can make it right

You can shoot me straight to the top

Give me love and take all I've got to give

Baby I'll be tough, too much is not enough, no

I'll grab your heart till it breaks

You got what it takes (Fame)

I'm gonna live forever

I'm gonna learn how to fly (High)

I feel it coming together

People will see me and cry (Fame)

I'm gonna make it to heaven

Light up the sky like a flame (Fame)

I'm gonna live forever

Baby, remember my name

(Remember, remember, remember, remember)

(Remember, remember, remember) (Fame)

I'm gonna make it to heaven

Light up the sky like a flame (Fame)

I'm gonna live forever

Baby, remember my name

(Remember, remember, remember, remember)

(Remember, remember, remember, remember)

Remember my name (Fame)

I'm gonna live forever (Fame)

I'm gonna learn how to fly (High)

I feel it coming together (Fame)

People will see me and cry

(Remember my name) (Fame)

I'm gonna make it to heaven

Tradition

A fiddler on the roof. Sounds crazy, no? But in our little village of Anatevka, you might say every one of us is a fiddler on the roof, trying to scratch out a pleasant, simple tune without breaking his neck. It isn't easy. You may ask, why do we stay up there if it's so dangerous? We stay because Anatevka is our home... And how do we keep our balance? That I can tell you

in one word... Tradition."

Who day and night

Must scramble for a living

Feed the wife and children

Say his daily prayers

And who has the right

As master of the house

To have the final word at home?

(All) The papa, the papas... tradition

The papa, the papas... tradition

(Golde & Mamas)

Who must know the way to make a proper home

A quiet home, a kosher home

Who must raise a family and run the home

So papa's free to read the holy book?

(All) The mama, the mama... tradition

The mama, the mama... tradition

(Sons) At three I started Hebrew school

At ten I learned a trade

I hear they picked a bride for me

I hope... she's pretty

(All) The sons, the sons... tradition

The sons, the sons... tradition

(Daughters) And who does mama teach

To mend and tend and fix

Preparing me to marry

Whoever papa picks?

(All) The daughters, the daughters... tradition 2X

Who day and night

Must scramble for a living

Feed the wife and children

Say his daily prayers

And who has the right

As master of the house

To have the final word at home?

Tradition!

76 Trombones

Seventy-six trombones led the big parade

With a hundred and ten cornets close at hand.

They were followed by rows and rows of the finest virtuo-

Sos, the cream of ev'ry famous band.

Seventy-six trombones caught the morning sun.

whith a hundred and ten cornets right behind.

There were more than a thousand reeds springing up

like weeds they were formed of every shape and kind

There were copper bottom tympani in horse platoons

Thundering, thundering all along the way.

Double bell euphoniums and big bassoons,

Each bassoon having it's big, fat say!

There were fifty mounted cannon in the battery

Thundering, thundering louder than before

Clarinets of ev'ry size

And trumpeters who'd improvise

A full octave higher than the score! Ta da…….etc.

Seventy six trombones hit the counter point,

while a hundred and ten cornets blaze away.

To the rhythm of hodge podge podge all the kids begin to march

And they’re marching right still today Today

A bushel and a peck

I love you a bushel and a peck

A bushel and a peck and a hug around the neck

A hug around the neck and a barrel and a heap

A barrel and a heap and I'm talkin' in my sleep

About you, about you

'Cause I love you a bushel and a peck

You bet your purdy neck I do

A doodle oodle ooh doo

A doodle oodle oodle ooh doo

I love you a bushel and a peck

A bushel and a peck though you make my heart a wreck

Make my heart a wreck and you make my life a mess

Make my life a mess, yes a mess of happiness

About you, about you

'Cause I love you a bushel and a peck

You bet your purdy neck I do

A doodle oodle ooh doo

A doodle oodle oodle ooh doo

I love you a bushel and a peck

A bushel and a peck and it beats me all to heck

It beats me all to heck, how I'll never tend the farm

Never tend the farm when I wanna keep my arm

About you, about you

'Cause I love you a bushel and a peck

You bet your purdy neck I do

A doodle oodle ooh doo

A doodle oodle oodle ooh doo

A doodle oodle oodle ooh doo

A doodle oodle ooh doo doo

The telephone hour

Hi Nacy!


Hi Helen!

Whats the story morning glory?

Whats the tale nightengale?

Tell me quick about Hugo and Kim!

Hi Margy!

Hi Alice!

Whats the story morning glory?

Whats the word humming bird?

Have you heard about hugo and kim?

Did they really get pinned?

Did she kiss him and cry?

Did he pin the pin on, or was he to shy?

Well I heard they got pinned.

Yah Yah


I was hopin' they would.

Uh hu

Now there liven at last.

Hes gone.

Goin stedy for good.

Hello Mr. Merkel, this is Harvey Johnson. Can I speak to Ursala please?

Is It true about Kim? Ur-r-sala? I just knew it some how. About our Date.

I must call her right up. Saterday? I cant talk to you now!

Goin stedy, ya know it man, Goin steady, its crazy man, Goin steady, ya know it.

It wont last, not a prayer,

shes to cool, hes to sqare!

Hello Mrs. Miller this is Harvey Johnson Can I speak to Debrah Sue?

Hiya Hugo, Hiya stuped, What ya wanna go get pinned for.

Well I heard they got pinned.

Hey ya meat head!

I was hopein' they would

Lost your marbles.

Now there liven at last.

are ya nutty.

Goin' steady for good!

Hello Ms. Garfine is Carity home from school yet?

Did they really get pinned?

goin' steady.

She saw him

I was hopen they would.

Goin steady.

she dug him.

now there liven at last.

Goin Steady.

she nailed him.

Goin steady for good!

If ya gotta go thats the way to go.

when your really hooked.

then your really cooked.

whatcha wanna do whatcha wanna do.

well I heard they got pinned.

I was hopen they would.

now there liven at last.

goin steady goin steady steady for good

goin steady goin steady steady for good

shes In love whith him Hes in love with kim.

goin steady goin steady steady forgood

goin steady goin steady steady for good

thell be happy I know.

goin steadys for me.

thats the way it should go.

goin steady goin steady steady for good

goin steady goin steady steady for good

OHHHHHHHH YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Beautiful city

Out of the ruins and rubble

Out of the smoke

Out of our night of struggle

Can we see a ray of hope?

One pale thin ray reaching for the day

We can build a beautiful city

Yes, we can; Yes, we can

We can build a beautiful city

Not a city of angels

But we can build a city of man

We may not reach the ending

But we can start

Slowly but truly mending

Brick by brick, heart by heart

Now, maybe now

We start learning how

We can build a beautiful city

Yes, we can; Yes, we can

We can build a beautiful city

Not a city of angels

But we can build a city of man

When your trust is all but shattered

When your faith is all but killed

You can give up, bitter and battered

Or you can slowly start to build

A beautiful city

Yes, we can; Yes, we can

We can build a beautiful city

Not a city of angels

But finally a city of man.

Fat Sams grand slam

Anybody who is anybody will soon walk through that door

At Fat Sams Grand Slam Speakeasy

Always able to find you a table, there’s room for just one more

At Fat Sams Grand Slam Speakeasy

Once you get there, Feel the good Cheer

Like they say in the poem, Fat Sam’s ain’t humble

But it’s your home sweet home

Plans are made here, Games are played here

I could write me a book, Each night astounds you

Rumours are A-Buzzin, Stories by the dozen

Look around you cousin, At the news we’re making here

Anybody who is anybody will soon walk through that door

At Fat Sams Grand Slam Speakeasy

4X 8

Hoo ya, Hoo ya, Hoo da da da da


See the politician sitting by the kitchen

Said he caught his fingers in the well he was wishing in


Once you get here, Feel the good cheer

Like they say in the poem, Fat Sam’s ain’t humble

But it’s your home sweet home

Plans are made here, Games are played here

I could write me a book, Each night astounds you

Rumours are A-Buzzin, Stories by the dozen

Look around you cousin, At the news we’re making here

Anybody who is anybody will soon walk through that door

At Fat Sams Grand Slam Speakeasy

A whole new world

Where are we going

Aladdin: Where would you like?

Jasmin: Anywhere. Everyehere!

Aladdin: Funny that’s exactly what I had in mind

Aladdin: I can show you the world 
Shining, shimmering, splendid
 Tell me, princess, now when did
 You last let your heart decide? I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride

Jasmin: A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming

Aladdin: A whole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way up here, it's crystal clear


BOTH: That now I'm in a whole new world with you
 Aladdin: (Now I'm in a whole new world with you)

Jasmine: Unbelievable sights 
Indescribable feelings
 Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
Through an endless diamond sky

ALL: A whole new world 
Aladdin: (Don't you dare close your eyes)
Princess Jasmine: A hundred thousand things to see 
Aladdin: (Hold your breath, it gets better)

Jasmine: I'm like a shooting star
I've come so far
 I can't go back
 To where I used to be,Every turn a surprise

Aladdin: With new horizons to pursue
Princess Jasmine: Every moment gets better
Both: I'll chase them anywhere
There's time to spare
Let me share this whole new world with you

Aladdin: A whole new world
Princess Jasmine: A whole new world
Aladdin: That's where we'll be
Princess Jasmine: That's where we'll be
Aladdin: A thrilling place
Princess Jasmine: A wondrous place


ALL: For you and me

We’re all in this together

Together, together, together everyone, Together, together, come on let's have some fun

Together, we're there for each other every time

Together, together come on let's do this right

Here and now

It's time for celebration

We finally figured it out (yeah, yeah)

That all our dreams

Have no limitations

That's what it's all about

Everyone

Is special in their own way

We make each other strong (we make each other strong)

We're not the same

We're different in a good way

Together's where we belong

We're all in this together

Once we know

That we are

We're all stars

And we see that

We're all in this together

And it shows

When we stand

Hand in hand

Make our dreams come true

Together, together, together everyone

Together, together, come on let's have some fun

Together, we're there for each other every time

Together, together come on let's do this right

We all here

And speaking out in one voice

We're gonna rock the house (rock the house, yeah,yeah)

The party's on

Now everybody make some noise

Come on scream and shout

We were right

Because we stuck together

Champions one and all

We're all in this together

Once we know

That we are

We're all stars

And we see that

We're all in this together

And it shows

When we stand

Hand in hand

Make our dreams come true

We're all in this together

When we reach we can fly

Know inside we can make it

We're all in this together

Once we see

There's a chance that we have

And we take it

Wildcats sing along

They've really got it going on

Wildcats in the house

Everybody say it now

Wild cats everywhere

Wave your hands up in the air

Thats the way we do it

Lets get to it

Time to show the world

We're all in this together

Once we know

That we are

We're all stars

And we see that

We're all in this together

And it shows

When we stand

Hand in hand

Make our dreams come true

We're all in this together

When we reach we can fly

Know inside we can make it

Were all in this together

Once we see there's a chance

That we have and we take it

Wild cats everywhere

Wave your hands up in the air

That's the way we do it

Let's get to it

Come on everyone!

Think Positive

You've nothing to lose so why not choose to think positive?

Whenever my luck is on the blink, I think positive!

Whenever I'm feeling down and out and don't know what to do,

I never give way to fear and doubt,

'Cos thinking positive sees me through!


Whenever my stars are out of sync, I think positive!

I write my thoughts down in purple ink, and think positive!

Remember this song when things go wrong,

Then you'll know what to do!

In no time you'll be thinking positive too!
Whenever I think I'm in the drink I think…POSITIVE!

Whenever my luck goes down the sink I think…POSITIVE!

Whenever you're feeling low or lost, just take a tip from me!

You're wasting time to count the cost,

'Cos thinking positive, that comes free!
That's right!

Positive is the place to be!


Whenever I'm teetering on the brink, I think positive!

The moment I do, I'm in the pink, I think positive!

Remember this song when things go wrong,

Then you'll know what to do!

In no time you'll be thinking positive too!

Yeah!
Poor wandering One

Poor wandering one

Though thou hast surely strayed

Take heart of grace, Thy steps retrace

Poor wandering one

Poor wandering one, if such a poor love as mine

Can help thee find, true peace of mind,

Why take it, it is thyn

Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah ……………………..

Girls:

Poor wandering one, poor wandering one,



Take heart, take heart , Take any heart,but ours

Take heart, Take heart

Take heart, no danger low’rs

Take any heart but ours

Take heart Take heart, take any heart but ours

Take heart!


America

ANITA

Puerto Rico

My heart's devotion

Let it sink back in the ocean

Always the hurricanes blowing

Always the population growing

And the money owing

And the sunlight streaming

And the natives steaming

I like the island Manhattan

Smoke on your pipe

And put that in

GIRLS


I like to be in America

Okay by me in America

Everything free in America

BERNARDO


For a small fee in America

ANITA


Buying on credit is so nice

BERNARDO


One look at us and they charge twice

ROSALIA


I'll have my own washing machine

INDIO


What will you have though to keep clean?

ANITA


Skyscrapers bloom in America

ROSALIA


Cadillacs zoom in America

TERESITA


Industry boom in America

BOYS


Twelve in a room in America

ANITA


Lots of new housing with more space

BERNARDO


Lots of doors slaming in our face

ANITA


I'll get a terrace apartment

BERNARDO


Better get rid of your accent

ANITA


Life can be bright in America

BOYS


If you can fight in America

GIRLS


Life is all right in America

BOYS


If you're all white in America

GIRLS


Here you are free and you have pride

BOYS


Long as you stay on your own side

GIRLS


Free to be anything you choose

BOYS


Free to wait tables and shine shoes

BERNARDO


Everywhere grime in America

Organized crime in America

Terrible time in America

ANITA


You forget I'm in America

BERNARDO


I think I'll go back to San Juan

ANITA


I know what boat you can get on

BERNARDO


Everyone there will give big cheers

ANITA


Everyone there will have moved here

Lamest place in the World

EVAN- Appleton Indianna, No seriously, My parents split up, my life falls apart and now I’m in a town where UFO’s go to refuel.

PATRICE- Let me get this straight, Your mom moves to Appleton because her cousin lives here.

EVAN- She tells me We’re leaving New York, but then she says “it’s your decision” which is Jewish for: You’re coming with me! Now I have to have my Bar Mitzvah in Appleton Indiana! What am I going to do?

PATRICE- You could have it at the Best Western, That’s as good as it gets!

EVAN- Come on there’s got to be someplace in this town

PATRICE- Sorry but your choices are like my life here: Limited

EVAN- Limited to what

PATRICE – Well um ok:

Down the road, there's a Dairy Queen

Up the block, there's a Walmart

There's a place you can accesorize your pets

A school, a tree, a couple of churches

And no matter how hard anybody searches

That's about as thrilling as this dumb-ass village gets

It's the lamest place in the world

But it just got a little bit better

So don't disappear

It's the lamest place in the world

But I'm pretty sure It's not as lame as it was before

Now that you're here

EVAN- Patrice that can’t be everythinhg, there’s got to be more to do around here

PATRICE- The inbreeding takes up a lot of our time, and when that’s done

Forty miles to the nearest river

Sixty miles to the airport

When we plan our escape, that's where we're going to have to be

It's a shame, it's a sham, it's a terrible pity

You got dragged away from New York City

It's major suck for you but it's amazing luck for me

It's the lamest place in the world

But it just got a little bit better

I'm happy to say

It's the lamest place in the world

Your completely exotic

Intellectual neurotic

You would never have a shot except

You've found the perfect guide

And though I don't really know you

I can hardly wait to show you

Every fake and freak

Every fool and clown

Since the Chippewa settled this stupid town

Let and laugh

They won't keep me down

With you by my side

And it just got a little bit better

Amazing but true

Yes, the lamest place in the world

Has lots of flaws

But maybe it'll be fine because

It brought me to you

Bend and snap -Legally Blond

Solo: Look at my butt look at my thighs

I’m catnip to the guys, they chase my tail, they drool and pant

Wanna touch this but they can’t

GIRLS: No

Solo: All The boys wanna come and play

Snap my fingers and they obey

Why do they follow me around all day

Watch me while I walk away

I bend and snap GIRLS: Bend and snap

Feel how hot it’s getting

Bend and snap Bend and snap

Then when you got em sweating

Spring the trap spring the trap

They’ll cheer and clap Cheer and clap

No tight end can defend

Against the bend and snap against the bend and snap

Paulette: Easy for you to say

Solo: And you! Girl if you wanna make the team

Then fake some self esteem

Solo: the more you jump around and scream

Then the sexier you seem

Paulette: Yeah sorry girls that ain’t how I play

This wouldn’t work If I tried all day

I gotta go get my asthma spary

Watch me while I walk away

Solo: No wait before you walk away

Just bend Just bend

And snap and snap

Paulette: Ow

Solo: look how good you’re getting

Bend and snap Bend and snap

I’m betting right now you’re sweating

Spring the trap, they’ll cheer and clap

So depend on yout friend calling the bend and snap

Elle: It’s not the time to overthink

Just try it once and he’ll buy you a drink

NERD: Excuse me would you teach me that

Elle: Sure

Solo: Nowadays, I do dye jobs and curls but here’s how we did it in the laker girls

Solo: come on Paulette, does’nt this look fun

Works everytime, look do it and we’ll go away

Paulette: Okay Okay Okay okay!

Bennnnnnnddd and snap Bennnnnnnnnnddd and snap

( Guys appear)

Paulette: Hey wait a second, when I beckond Daaamn

Look at how the guys came running

Like I’m Kicking

Finger Licking

Like I’m Fricken wicken stunning

Will you pay for stuff I buy Yes

And bake me cake and pie Yes

And hold me when I cry Yes

And I will tell you why Why

I’m too rockin to lock away lock away

All the boys come to gawk away gawk away

Droppin jaws from a block away block away

Boys: we love to watch her walk away

PAULETTE Girls guys

I bend I bend bend

And snap and snap and snap

Now look how hot it’s getting

Bend bend bend

And snap and snap and snap

I’m betting right now you’re sweating

Spring spring spring

The trap the trap the trap

They cheer they cheer they cheer

And clap and clap and clap

I depend on my friend Go Paulette Go Paulette

I depend on my friend Go Go Go Go Go Go

Paulette Paulette

I depend on my friend Depend my friend depend my friend

Called the bend and snap bend and snap Bend and snap

Watch me beeeeend The bend and snap the bend and snap

With my new best friend The bend and snap the bend and snap

I’m gonna snap with style The bend and snap The bend and snap

I’m gonna get me some the bend and snap the bend and snap

Bennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd

(Guy enters)

Hey Paulette Did I leave my stylus pen….?

Elle: hands the pen to Paulette and whispers: Do It!

ALL: BEEEEEEND AND SNAP

Paulette’s snap breaks guy’s nose

Guy: Ow!


Paulette: Oh crap!

Under the sea

Life under the sea is better than anything they got up there

The seaweed is always greener

In somebody else's lake

You dream about going up there

But that is a big mistake

Just look at the world around you

Right here on the ocean floor

Such wonderful things surround you

What more is you lookin' for?

Under the sea,Under the sea

Darling it's better

Down where it's wetter

Take it from me

Up on the shore they work all day

Out in the sun they slave away

While we devotin'

Full time to floatin', Under the sea

Down here all the fish is happy

As off through the waves they roll

ALL:The fish on the land ain't happy

They sad 'cause they in their bowl

But fish in the bowl is lucky

They in for a worser fate

One day when the boss get hungry

Guess who's gon' be on the plate?

ALL:Under the sea Under the sea

Nobody beat us, Fry us and eat us

In fricassee (under the sea)

We what the land folks loves to cook

Under the sea we off the hook

ALL:We got no troubles

Life is the bubbles, Under the sea

The newt play the flute

The carp play the harp

The plaice play the bass

And they soundin' sharp

The bass play the brass

The chub play the tub

The fluke is the duke of soul

The ray he can play

The lings on the strings

The trout rockin' out

The blackfish she sings

The smelt and the sprat

They know where it's at

An' oh that blowfish blow

Yeah, under the sea (Under the sea)

Under the sea (Under the sea)

When the sardine

Begin the beguine

It's music to me (It's music to me)

What do they got? A lot of sand

ALL:We got a hot crustacean band

Each little clam here

Know how to jam here

That's why it's hotter

Under the water

Ya we in luck here

Down in the muck here

Under the sea

Life support group:

Steve, Gordon, Ali

Pam, Sue, hi, I'm Angel

Tom, Collins, I'm Paul, Let's begin:

There's only us

There's only this

Mark:"Sorry, excuse me, oops"

Paul:"And you are?"

Mark:"Oh, I'm not, I'm just here to, I don't have"

I'm here with Mark, Mark, I'm Mark"

"Well, this is quite an operation"

Paul:"Sit down, Mark

We'll continue the affirmation"

Forget, regret or life is yours to miss

Gordon:"Excuse me, Paul

I'm having a problem with this, this credo

My T-cells are low

I regret that news, okay?"

Paul:"Alright","But Gordon, how do you feel today?"

Gordon:"What do you mean?"

Paul: How do you feel today?

Gordon:"Okay"

Paul:"Is that all"

Gordon:"Best I've felt all year"

Paul:"Then why choose fear?

"I'm a New Yorker"

"Fear's my life"

"Look, I find some of what you teach suspect

Because I'm used to relying on intellect

But I try to open up to what I don't know"

Solo:Because reason says

I should've died three years ago

All:No other road

No other way

No day but today

Seasons of Love:


SEASONS OF LOVE

Five hundred twenty-five thousand

Six hundred minutes

Five hundred twenty-five thousand

Moments so dear

Five hundred twenty-five thousand

Six hundred minutes

How do you measure

Measure a year?

How about love?

How about love

How about love

Measure in love

Seasons of love

Seasons of love

Five hundred twenty-five thousand

Six hundred minutes

Five hundred twenty-five thousand

Journeys to plan

Five hundred twenty-five thousand

Six hundred minutes

How do you measure

The life of a woman or a man?

In truths that she learned?

Or in times that he cried?

In bridges he burned?

-Or the way that she died?

-It's time now to sing out

Though the story never ends

Let's celebrate

Remember a year in the life of friend

Remember the love

Remember the love

Remember the love

Seasons of love.

Reflections

Look at me, you may think you see

Who I really am

But you'll never know me

Every day

It's as if I play a part

Now I see

If I wear a mask

I can fool the world

But I cannot fool my heart

Who is that girl I see

Staring straight back at me?

When will my reflection show

Who I am inside?

I am now

In a world where I

Have to hide my heart

And what I believe in

But somehow

I will show the world

What's inside my heart

And be loved for who I am

Who is that girl I see

Staring straight back at me?

Why is my reflection

Someone I don't know?

Must I pretend that I'm

Someone else for all time?

When will my reflection show

Who I am inside?

There's a heart that must be

Free to fly

That burns with a need to know

The reason why

Why must we all conceal

What we think, how we feel?

Must there be a secret me

I'm forced to hide?

I won't pretend that I'm

Someone else for all time

When will my reflection show

Who I am inside?

When will my reflection show

Who I am inside?

I’m a believer

I thought love was only true in fairy tales

Meant for someone else but not for me.

Love was out to get me That's the way it seems

Disappointment haunted all my dreams.

And then I saw her face ( I saw her face)

Now I'm a believer.(I saw her face)

Not a trace ( No not a Trace)

Of doubt in my mind.( In my Mind)

I'm in love(oooooo)

I'm a believer, I couldn't leave her

If I tried

I thought love was more or less a given thing (Hoop Hoop)

But the more I gave the less I got, Oh Yeah ( Oh Yeah)

What's the use in trying ( Doo doo doo doo)

All you get is pain( Doo doo doo doo)

When I wanted sunshine I got rain ( I got rain I got rain)

And then I saw her face,( I saw her face)

Now I'm a believer.( I’m a believer)

Not a trace ( No not a trace)

Of doubt in my mind.( In my mind)

I believe, I believe, I believe………………










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