Volume 1: LONGETECH'S DICTIONARY OF DEATH
Q.How does a word become valuable enough to be in this awesome book of infinite power?
A.It doesn't! I hope that was helpful.
Q.Why is this the dictionary of DEATH?
A.Because you are.
WARNING: IF YOUR NAME IS IN THIS BOOK, YOU WILL LIKELY BE MENTIONEd SEVERAL TIMES IN LATER SECTIONS...AND NOT IN THE GOOD WAY (well, depending on how the descriptions are in the book), IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. IF YOU FIND YOUR NAME IN THIS BOOK AND CHOOSE NOT TO BE OFFENDED, CLOSE THIS WINDOW AS IT INSERTS A VIRUS INTO YOUR COMPUTER
--==--WORDS in LONGEBETICAL ORDER:
-Charbile: An inferior still immature form of a Longetech
-Charbiler: A CharBile household appliance, used for Gizmogging
-Gizmog: A creature created to be hunted. Tastes nasty without a 1
-Hachi: One of the many more inferior suffixes of the Longe (ie. LongeHachi)
-Roku: The "independant" suffix that defines a Hachi after it has broken away from the Longe, usually resulting in rot or death to the Hachi
-FyreWulff: The act of burning wolves. People who follow this path form in packs, mostly calling it something ending with CREATIONS, and have the tendancy to make games on wolves and their canine brothers...
-Xerian: someone depicted as a round, ugly, balded, disturbing looking asexual. Most of these depictions come with word baloons saying "I HAVE NO SEX HORMONES!" or "LOOK AT ALL THESE GIRLS WHO I HANG WITH! SURE THEY DON'T KNOW I EXIST BUT IT SURE IS FUN PRETENDING TO FIT IN WITH THEM"
-Shadowiii: (1)The definition of hideous, (2) Something that is hideous ("Get that Shadowii away from me", "That's one small shadowiii you got there")
-Shizuma: The act of erasing something or someone ("Don't make me SHIZUMA your wang.")
-Rinku: The act of converting someone...or some thing
Volume 4: LONGETECH'S LOGS OF DOOM
Here I share you logs of the most terrible digusting horrifying moments you can ever be in...you'll wish you were never in the same chat window with me! Also included are the legendary "ATTACKS AT XERIANO THE BEAST OF XERIANA"
Anyhowwwww, I had to dig deep inside my large logs (1000+ lines) ranging for over 10 months ago that are updated automatically using some logging program i use to log my activities so they CAN LATER BE USED AGAINST ME??? WHY AM I LOGGING MY EVIL SCHEMES FOR WORLD DOMINATION???
Anywhoooo, For some strange reason, I think all the phrases found in the LOGS OF DOOM appear to be...in RPGCREATIONS??? I guess I didnt really have the time to look through my other 1000+ lined scheme logs...
Get ready for a wild ride of laughs, screams, nausea, and other stange emotions you have never felt before unless under a special situation known only as maste